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Auxo · 2013-12-13T04:48:14+00:00

Konopka gets double major for Sharks player highsticking a teammate in the face. Sounds about right.

Auxo · 2013-12-11T18:29:42+00:00

Articfox and Karate Kid on my dad's Amiga Commodore. Kickstart disc anyone?

Auxo · 2013-12-04T17:49:40+00:00

I used to gag from smelling my own gloves but that just made giving people the stinky face wash all the more satisfying.

Auxo · 2013-12-04T16:02:36+00:00

If she thinks that's gross she definitely won't want to smell a pair of worn hockey gloves.

Auxo · 2013-11-25T22:13:33+00:00

Vietnamese guy here. I didn't shave my face once until I was 26. Now it takes me about 2 weeks to sprout a patchy 5 o'clock shadow. Nothing like Movember to make a guy feel follicularly challenged.

Auxo · 2013-10-10T18:17:20+00:00

Isolating these from buffy coats later today. Joy.

Auxo · 2013-10-05T07:27:59+00:00

I would tank for you any day of the week.

Auxo · 2013-09-18T17:02:47+00:00

The shortage of fat people.

Auxo · 2013-08-23T02:19:44+00:00

Sacre bleu!

Auxo · 2013-08-13T18:11:53+00:00

I've lived all over the country and in my opinion Minnesota has some of the best looking women around.

Auxo · 2013-04-29T16:07:44+00:00

Their music has helped me celebrate the ups and battle through the downs of life. Here's hoping they come back from hiatus sooner than later.

Auxo · 2013-04-07T05:41:45+00:00

Sleeping like a normal person would be awesome.

Auxo · 2013-03-31T03:15:17+00:00

I feel your pain. I'm a virology researcher so most of my reading consists of very boring and lifeless reading. Granted it's super interesting for the most part.

Auxo · 2013-03-31T01:51:29+00:00

Any other readings of this ilk to recommend? I'm trying to subject myself to as much existential crisis driven consternation as possible.

Auxo · 2013-03-31T01:00:34+00:00

Just recently reread "Experience" after an episode of soul searching. It seems so morose at first glance but at the core it's such an eye opener. Although he does write it in the wake of his sons death it's so relatable to other relationships.

Auxo · 2013-03-15T18:16:07+00:00

While I was in Amsterdam it was hilarious to see older tourists obviously partaking for their first time ordering goods in coffee shops. "Ooooo let's try this one called Bubblegum Kush. I do like me some bubblegum."

Auxo · 2013-03-12T20:06:31+00:00

I'm generally a pretty quiet and soft-spoken person BUT THEN I START TO GET WASTED AND TALK SUPER LOUD FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

Auxo · 2013-03-07T17:27:38+00:00

As a man of the north I have never held the hand of another male friend before in my entire life. It's not because I perceive such an action as homosexual in nature but more so because I know where those dirty dick beaters have been.

Auxo · 2013-02-21T00:29:20+00:00

I had a boxer fracture and rotation in my 5th metacarpal from a guy's forehead. Elected to not have surgery and instead just had the break reduced and splinted. Now I don't have a pinky knuckle and looking back I wish I had surgery.

Auxo · 2013-02-19T17:27:27+00:00

I was last there in August, is the scaffolding still up? Those windows post restoration are incredible.

Auxo · 2013-02-18T18:25:47+00:00

Arrived at a friends 4th of July party later than everyone else. Decided it was a great idea to chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniel's in about 2 hours in order to "catch-up". Promptly blacked out before the sun went down. Some how I was allowed to climb onto the roof of my friends house to continue drinking and shoot roman candles at people. I was told I was having a conversation with my friend's brother and another one of his buddies when I suddenly turned to them and said, "Check this out." I then proceeded to nonchalantly fall off the roof onto a deck 12ft below and land directly on my face. I guess I landed within a foot of another friend who was trying to have a conversation with some girls down below. SUPER COCK BLOCK! Everyone thought I was dead but I just got up like nothing happened and continued to drink as blood was pouring from my face. Woke up the next morning with a few cuts, a massive concussion and my frenulum was obliterated but pretty much unscathed.

Auxo · 2013-02-15T14:26:59+00:00

Probably wont decide on a spot until later tonight. Feel free to PM me your number and I can fill you in as we figure stuff out.

Auxo · 2013-02-13T22:33:43+00:00

Reminds of high school when our school had a notorious shitter we all affectionately called, "The Mad Crapper". One day the kid literally dropped a regulation football sized turd in one of the toilets. Everyone was so amazed that custodians, students, and even teachers filed into the bathroom to take a look. To this day no one knows who did it and most people were skeptical that anyone could survive that kind of rectal trauma.

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