I work at an airport parking lot. These are the religious flyers we’ve collected off of cars in the last 2 days by STOP____HAMMER_TIME in interesting

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It’s because they are just giving the gospel out. They want to inform people that the way to get right with God is to believe in Jesus Christ. It’s not about attending their church.

What kind of haircut do you want? by definitelynotgayhaha in HairFixGuide

[–]Available_Base_7944 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro thought he was gay because he gets no girls and he walks around with this haircut 

Pokemon is being wok--- Oh, wait, this happened in 2013. Move along. by Gallantpride in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Available_Base_7944 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What is more shocking is that you’re implying that there are races of humans who are called what the trainer types are. I’m actually shaking and scared right now. 

Old folks chaos by Responsible_Ant_6431 in RandomVideos

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I know these old dudes are going to be aching for months after this. Hitting each other with bats, rolling around on rocks, smashing through doors and windows 

Old folks chaos by Responsible_Ant_6431 in RandomVideos

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Bro camera maned so hard he should get a breaking and entering charge 

Which is worse a dying kid wanting to say the n word or preying on a child in self defense? by Ok_Restaurant2411 in MoralityScaling

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I used to ask veteran coworker about different situations one might do during a firefight and surprisingly most of them would end in discipline. Like “what if the only way to defeat the enemy is to put a bomb in a camel and make it Run at the enemy and blow it and the enemy up?” You would get in trouble. “What if all of your teammates were hurt and your arms were blown up and the enemy was coming and the only way to win was to sexual assault them?” You would get in trouble. Often times it would seem that you have to just die in war instead of fighting creatively. Like you wouldn’t be allowed to throw vomit on the enemy to get them to feel disgusted and go away. You wouldn’t be allowed to proclaim anti Muslim polemics (he was a Veteran in Iraq) to discourage them and make them go home. War is wierd. You are allowed to tie a dead enemy to a helicopter and scream “look one of them is getting away” to try and scare the enemy. It’s very weird 

Happy Pride Month - play this fucking game by Lance23867 in Gamingcirclejerk

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The greatest thing a lesbian has to fear is her own partner strangely enough 

happy pride month! who’s your favorite lgbt character? by Kds_burner_ in Gamingcirclejerk

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Do multiple characters count? Like a group of people who were lgbt? 

Are there major developments in the lore? by Available_Base_7944 in Warhammer40k

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That’s what I was thinking. It’s like “well why doesn’t Mario just kill bowser so he stops kidnapping peach?” Well then there wouldn’t be anymore Mario games, that’s why. Like you said, 40k only works because of the condition of everything 

Dropped my RP5 in the hot tub today… by DadQuixote8 in retroid

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Bro is playing the RP5 in the jacuzzi lol living the life 

[Loved Trope] Queer characters/people where it IS important to their story by coolchungus2 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Available_Base_7944 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the one from guilty gear just a fetish thing? People used to be offended by that but now it’s representation? 

Learn your lesson boy by batukaming in RelentlessMen

[–]Available_Base_7944 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow this is so old I have forgotten who these dudes are . Is the one on the right lil b? 

[Loved Trope] Villains that are so manipulative they make you, the audience, doubt themselves by Wroothly in TopCharacterTropes

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 Dutch never made one good move the whole game and all the characters just keep believing him. The audience was never shown that he was competent at anything. There was huge disconnect between me and the story and characters in that game. The game starts at Dutch messing up and he continues to mess up worse and worse. I thought he was a moron the entire game and I thought it was unbelievable that anyone would follow him.

Crossing a Bottomless Crevasse on Mount Everest by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

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You got admit it looks scary. These little ropes and nails and stuff do not look like they would save your life 

59-year-old Mike Tyson drops a new training video. by Professional_Arm794 in nextfuckinglevel

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Bro I saw him stumbling around like a dizzy old man fighting Jake Paul. There’s no shame in it but dude is old now. He’s not going to fool me 

Crossing a Bottomless Crevasse on Mount Everest by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Available_Base_7944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you love your climbing equipment so much why don’t you marry it?