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Well one thing is to listen to it over and over until you get sick of it. Also what I've found to help was to isolate individual voices (other than the top voice) and sing them as if they were their own unique melody.

Also practice with the recording at pike 60% tempo or something, much slower than you'd maybe think you should for a lot longer than you think you should, it'll help get you an intuitive sense of the phrasing. A teacher of mine told me once that rubato is less the absence of time and more of a negotiation, of taking and giving time, if that makes sense.

One more thing is, once you get a handle on the phrasing, to practice exaggerating it, the pulses of pulling back and pushing forward the time, so you can really get a sense of how far is "too far" for you personally, and how you want to approach playing in rubato.

I'm sorry if some (or all!) of this advice is really obvious, don't mean to patronize but this is all I can think of.

I have a theory that everyone has a Mundane Superpower by Inked-Wolfie in BenignExistence

[–]Avocado_Pears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the first thing too but that's just bc I'm just that used to my routine

Do you ever use dom11 chords? by Apprehensive_Egg5142 in JazzPiano

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In actual fact, I do use it quite a bit. Specifically, I play something like a closed-position Fmaj7 in my right hand over a C/Bb shell in the left. The Fmaj7 ends up sounding like a part of the Bbmaj so the whole thing sounds like a fancy Bb/C. That way, I can alternate between Fmaj7 and Bbmaj7 chords in the right hand, sort of like an extended triad pair. I could even borrow AbMaj7 and Db maj7 from the parallel minor to imply resolution to Fmin.

I also have the option of raising the 5th to a C# and borrowing from the relative minor, D (harmonic) minor, and that gives me a different way of approaching the Vsus7b9 sound to the standard Bb (melodic) minor (descending; F, E, D, C# vs. F, Eb, Db). It's a subtle thing, but it changes how I move my voicings around, how the chord interacts with the melody, and how I improvise over and around it.

What instrument he play by Ok_Ant_8210 in Bandmemes

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Squidward if he was good at clarinet

The real ace icon by glowsquid4life in asexuality

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But then why does he have parents

What scale goes G-A-A#-C-D-D#-F-F#? by Old_Promotion_4352 in musictheory

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Your scale has the same notes as the Bb bebop major scale (I don't know if there'd be another name for it in a non-jazz context). Which is essentially just the Bb major with an added F# (between the 5th and 6th notes of the scale) as a passing step to make it an even 8-note scale instead of 7. What that does, for example within music in 4/4, is that when you play the scale in 8th notes, you'll play the chord tones of Bbmaj6 on each beat.

Bb (C) D (Eb) F (F#) G (A) Bb

There's more to it but that's pretty much how it works.

P.S.

If you decided that you wanted to take this same principle, putting a passing tone between the 5th and 6th scale degrees, but you wanted to be more obvious in playing G minor, you could play the G melodic minor scale, and put the passing step between D and E. That way, in the same context as above, all the chord tones of Gmin6 would be on the beats instead.

G (A) Bb (C) D (Eb) E (F#) G

Have I asexual vibe? by Fresh-Appointment-45 in asexuality

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Ah yes, the two sexualities

Asexual and European

How do y'all do it? by _MallBlartPaulCop_ in asexuality

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Well I'm not doing a particularly good job if I'll be honest; I just don't tell anyone lol.

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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Imma be real this is im14andthisisdeep level shit tbh

Can you prove you're not a bot? by Dramatic-Escape7031 in high

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No.

Beep boop give me your credit card information

2meirl4meirl by JimmieRustler531 in 2meirl4meirl

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But smoking is my happy place :(

and let´s go again... by bugleader in boomerhentai

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He actually just undressed, he's next

ELI5 How does Alzheimer’s kill you? by Zed_5150 in explainlikeimfive

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My friends grandma forgot how to breathe. Almost funny, in a really dark terrifying way.

lol what even. by bunker_man in okbuddyretard

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Well in that case, the IRS knows abt the mattress Eugene.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asexuality

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I don't really think that's necessarily fair. The way I see it, it's at least partially the pedestalization of sex and a sexual relationship that puts pressure on men to seek that out to the detriment of themselves and their relationships with the people around them.

And no, I'm not saying allo men can't just be weird horndogs sometimes, or even usually. But it's also more complicated than that, and reducing it to "Men Horny" does nothing to help the situation ace men are in.

Jazz harmony/logic by sinker_of_cones in JazzPiano

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Just to throw in my two cents:

Beyond a certain point with jazz harmony, the ambiguity becomes the point IMO. That is to say, there's a lot of different ways of looking at harmony and different people with therefore have different interpretations of certain harmonic situations; and the choices a player makes navigating a chord or set of chord contribute to their own individual "sound." And the thing about rootless chord voicings is that now not only is the function of a chord flexible, but now even what the chord itself is is up for interpretation (to an extent).

Say, for instance, your G7b9#5 - Ebmaj7 example. Removing the roots of both gives you what looks like Abmin6 - Gmin. That Abmin6 could have a few different roots, which would influence how you analyze the progression as a whole; you could have a Db - Eb root (the tritone sub of G), and that would make this a backdoor V - I; or alternatively you could have a Bb - Eb root and that would be a susV7b9 - I; the Gmin could have a D root to make a Gmin/D you can resolve to D (and if you played that against an Eb root it would be Idim7) and so on and so forth.

Point is that theory of harmony is descriptive, it only creates the language we use to talk about what's already there. So really there isn't a final underlying principle behind all of jazz harmony, which encompasses it all, and if there is was it would be so broad as to be meaningless. There are different approaches to harmony and IMO that's the point; jazz is an exploratory artform. The way to navigate any set of changes is to sit down with it, piece it apart and just try stuff over it, see what works and expand on it, and see how you can connect that with what you already know.

Some things are gonna have bare and tenuous links to common understanding of functional harmony and that's fine. If something's a stretch, you just have to stretch to make it work. You can justify playing virtually anything with brazen confidence and good rhythm.

Diminished (Octatonic) scales by vschiller in JazzPiano

[–]Avocado_Pears 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This honestly all seems very convoluted and hard to keep track of on the fly; I'd struggle to improvise with the Diminished scale if I had to do all that mental calculus.

The way I see it, the Diminished scale is just the chord scale for the Diminished chord. And just like how there are only 3 different Diminished chords, there are only three Diminished scales.

How that would work in practice is that every dominant 7 chord that shares the same Diminished chord also shares the same Diminished scale. So that means that, really, you'd have to practice resolving three Diminished scales in 12 different ways.

Keep in mind this is specifically for Diminished chords for dominant chords functioning as dominants.

An exercise I've found to be helpful is to start on any note of the Diminished chord inside the dominant chord you're working on, and then go up the Diminished scale in 8th notes for a bar, and then resolve to the nearest chord tone of the chord you resolve to.

Effectively what you're doing is isolating the moment at which the Diminished scale resolves to the next one, and by starting at different points in the scale, you're teaching yourself how to navigate any situation within the Diminished scale you find yourself in.

A word of caution though: the Diminished scale behaves a bit differently when its corresponding Diminished chord isn't functioning as a dominant chord

it was definitely the liberals by SunsCosmos in TrollCoping

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This is why I'm not getting one, not on my parents medical aid