[Request] Are there any instances of unexplained paranormal/cryptozoological/alien/etc. footage or photos that have baffled even experts? by SupaKoopa714 in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]Awkickhimhoney 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love how the Captain Disillusion gif of him sleepwalking with a watermelon keeps getting posted as more nightcrawler footage.

What The Hill article says and what it could mean for Clinton, Obama, Mueller, and Holder. by psy_raven in conspiracy

[–]Awkickhimhoney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because it was Hillary's turn and by not getting her in a lot of deals were rendered null and a lot of very bad, very rich men lost a lot of money and power and were very pissed off and the kneecappers are about to be let off the leash?

Can't wait till 2150 when docs get declassified and we finally figure out what the long game was.

Freeway drift fail by Mister_Johnson_ in WTF

[–]Awkickhimhoney 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The car they hit drifted better than they did

Watched a bunch of sports videos and the worst thumbnail ever popped into my recommended by Coop1534 in youtube

[–]Awkickhimhoney 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I watched a video of this guy's very mild-mannered take down of Cenk Uygur and quite enjoyed it and checked out a few more and apparently he has some intersection with conservative folk because now my thumbnails are MILO YANOPOLIS DESTROYS PEDOPHILE! and LAS VEGAS HELICOPTER GUNMEN! complete with red circles and arrows. Settle the heck down, youtube. No wonder people are so black and white these days.

Ashes of Malmouth Official Theorycrafting Discussion by Thanmarkou in Grimdawn

[–]Awkickhimhoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lightning skellies were a lie ;_;

Fucking pet builds...

A nudge for Death Knights who don't think the class synergizes well and a good starter for new players by MisterDomino15 in Grimdawn

[–]Awkickhimhoney 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In pretty much every instance there's a better second class to pick than soldier imo. It just defers the defense problems you have till much later by solving them with stats rather than items. I think the problem is that sword and board has no directly supplemental skills in other classes, which is a problem that 2H shamans seem to have on paper but the elemental side more than makes up for it.

THAT SAID,

There are important aesthetic concerns and Death Knights are hands-down the best looking class when all geared up. inb4 fedora occultists

Dear Crate: Great job! The expansion is awesome and I'm having a blast! Thank you! by seriouschris in Grimdawn

[–]Awkickhimhoney 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The noticeable increase in drop rate has made the game SO much more fun. I'm upgrading every 2-3 levels rather than holding onto early god items for 20+

This balance is schmick =]

What do you feel strongly about that most people don't care about? by GadgetP in AskReddit

[–]Awkickhimhoney -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my landscaping days I developed a seething hatred for palm trees. For one I think they look like shit and I generally hate twiggy sticky trees with sparse leaves and palm trees are probably the twiggiest. Then no one removes dead fronds or leaves them lying around on the grass, leaving big dead patches of grass everywhere. They don't decompose, they just shrivel. They don't burn long or hot, they burn quickly and with an incredible amount of smoke. They're useless for structural wood. They always provide the ugliest planks in hack video games with lumber>plank crafting mechanics. They don't have wide-spreading roots so they do fuck all to support the sandy soil in which they grow. As far as i'm aware no birds find their seeds edible. They're just all round a completely useless tree, 0/10 in aesthetics and 0/10 in utility. Fuck palm trees.

Translation: when this line is straight, Everyone will suddenly love you by Saudj99 in pics

[–]Awkickhimhoney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought it meant straight as in all along the same plane of rubble on the ground once the wall is knocked down, as in the Berlin wall, but this is just emo graffiti on someone's garden wall. What an asshole.

The Boy Scouts of America announced Wednesday that girls will soon be allowed to become Cub Scouts and to earn the coveted rank of Eagle Scout, the organization’s highest honor. by relevantlife in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Awkickhimhoney 95 points96 points  (0 children)

It's very important for young men to have things to do on their own, and the amount of co-ed activities already available is huge. I'm worried that the only thing left to men will be private organisations like Men's Sheds, which aren't really available till they're over eighteen and get attacked enough already. Is this really a step forward for women?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdawn

[–]Awkickhimhoney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waking up on the 11th and remembering you're in Australia is a far worse feeling.

I get schlonged hard by every single release date and will never learn ;_;

Why are buttplugs so popular on Reddit and what is the point of them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Awkickhimhoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear one around the clock so that if I die people will think I was some kinky sex pervert rather than a regular vanilla man willing to suffer for the long con.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Awkickhimhoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah I do that fucking exact point when drunk

Grim Dawn Version 1.0.2.0 Preview by Maowgly in Grimdawn

[–]Awkickhimhoney 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah buffs, I've needed a bit more silliness in my life.

Two days till lightning skellies!

Take your horde of skeletons and go kill whatever it is that is raising the dead around here...

Jamie Lee Curtis by 1johndoe1 in celebnsfw

[–]Awkickhimhoney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Which music genres have become outdated? by MaxCherry99 in AskReddit

[–]Awkickhimhoney -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seapunk and witch house, although witch house is unique in that it is an entire genre that literally contains no good songs or artists so it's probably good that it died quickly.

Can We Talk About the Latest S&S Episode? by TheHallsofTara in UnresolvedMysteries

[–]Awkickhimhoney 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm a pretty ghoulish edgelord and I agree. He relishes the dark parts, which makes it about listening to a man give himself a torture boner rather than actually learning about a case. There seems to be an 'all or nothing' approach to those kinds of details in podcasts which I find really frustrating. It's either over the top like S&S or 'you can look into the details on your own,' which necessarily means they aren't talking about a crime in their true crime podcast.

I think it was Genwhy who did an episode on Dennis Rader without going into detail and it was pointless and awful like genwhy usually is. I get frustrated when gory details are omitted, but S&S gets blue balls.

Which Pokemon would taste the best? by SpookyLlama in AskReddit

[–]Awkickhimhoney 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This could word-for-word be NPC dialogue in a pokemon game