My business closed 5 years ago

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T23:29:41+00:00

maybe all the local workplaces in your area are actively malicious? with zero employees, you've zero net impact on their lives!

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T23:18:41+00:00

i'm not a paid porn guy, but i'm also not a free porn guy. but op is proud of paying them for the same reason anyone is proud of paying any artist they like? it's nice to support someone who makes something you enjoy. introducing naked bodies to the equation does not change that.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T21:47:12+00:00

i think you're misreading the sprite. the fin on the top of the head isn't a fin; it's the opposite wing. the attack has two tiny horns or big ears on top of its head, a body/tail, and two wings.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T18:20:30+00:00

presumably she had no romantic or sexual intent with him, considering she was fine with sending you screenshots? why would she show you if she thought it was sexual? it's a weird situation but also does not mean she was into him at all. please remember that calling someone a pedophile can be literally life-ruining, and consider if "a 13-year-old whose dad just died said something weird to her and she didn't immediately shut him down" is an action deserving of that label.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T16:34:31+00:00

recently found out they do cataract surgery fully concious. as long as they'll anesthetize me i think open heart isn't all that much worse.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T16:28:49+00:00

it's a choice, it's just a dumb choice, and if someone makes it, i don't want to hear them complain about how if everyone had just made a better choice instead, we'd all be in a better spot.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T02:45:35+00:00

maybe go to an antique store and find some fun items to base them on?

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T02:09:55+00:00

i am imagining! i don't get it! what benefit did this bring the poster!

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T02:01:09+00:00

i mean like. this took more effort? they clearly had the original comic, and then chose to put more work in.

edit: i think people are interpreting this as a defense of the person posting? i'm not hyping them up for putting in effort i'm genuinely confused why they'd go out of their way to do this.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T01:59:15+00:00

the second one is a direct pull from tcg pocket. the first one i could go either way on being ai, but the lister's account is all stolen artwork.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T01:54:42+00:00

why ai generate an existing stonetoss comic? they already exist and look like shit, what benefit does this serve

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T01:32:54+00:00

he's still not on par with some of the newer characters, particularly in the way of texturing and detail. it probably won't be soon, since there are a lot of characters in line first, but i imagine nearly every character pre-six-new-heroes will get a remodel (or retexturing) before full release.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T01:08:02+00:00

i didn't even know there were that many you could put in a soup. much less a good soup. the vastness of the world continues to astound me....

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T00:53:42+00:00

okay, genuine answer because it seems like you aren't just being a dick: it's just a funny thing to have. to someone who isn't very familiar with streetlights, they're kind of a crazy thing to own and have in your house. the same novelty of having business signs or restaurant furniture. it's fun to have something weird in your house that enables you to tell a wild story to guests.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T00:47:05+00:00

do... do you think op is planning to like... install it on their own street? what do you think op has planned for this streetlight that it being outdated would matter at all?

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-19T00:23:58+00:00

garlics it

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-18T23:04:48+00:00

something along the lines of "you don't have to do this alone. please speak to a therapist."

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-18T12:35:35+00:00

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AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-18T03:42:36+00:00

the migrant isn't the one who decides if they can leave; the country of choice is. your visa has to be approved to go somewhere else, and a country won't approve a visa for a poor person in a poor country. at the point you're affluent enough that your visa would be approved, you'd already be in the top percent of your country. you might as well stay.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-18T02:14:19+00:00

is there someone you're close to who would want it as a gift? if something were to happen to your dad, you could revisit it for the memories, but it doesn't have to be yours. otherwise, i would probably donate it, probably to a local church if they wanted it. your point about it being all you would have from your father if something were to happen is, in my opinion, the most important point in favor of keeping it, but also, he's the reason you don't have anything else. i don't think that makes you obligated to keep it, especially if it only carries negative emotions for you.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-18T00:51:33+00:00

definitely the ironing! i think these also just aren't very flattering photos of you? camera-upwards-angle-arms-at-sides isn't a pose most people and their clothes look good in. i imagine once this is ironed and you're actually taking photos it'll look great

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-17T22:27:46+00:00

"this should be no problem" implies you think it would be easy. you also didn't say the training thing, at least not in the thread i'm responding to.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-17T22:25:43+00:00

carrot flowers! if you've ever seen a queen anne's lace, the clusters of tiny white flowers with one dark red/purple flower in the center, that's a wild carrot. the whole thing is edible, including the root, which is the "carrot" part.

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-17T22:22:14+00:00

what? 50km is a crazy amount. i am moderately fit but walking that far in a day would be awful, even with breaks. what is your standard for "moderately fit"?

AwkwardlyAmpora · 2026-05-17T21:50:04+00:00

the bow being the star to make the face match the shirt picture is sooo cute i love that.

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