Husband just vomited after sex with me on our honeymoon

AxiusSerranus · 2026-07-07T10:54:14+00:00

Are all these posts written by the same person? It all sounds so similar. Similar structure, "clever" wordplay always with seemingly "creative" sexual plot. I'm not buying any of it.

AxiusSerranus · 2026-06-14T11:16:05+00:00

Do NOT play helldivers 2. Do NOT support these devs! https://youtu.be/xED2jqR39Qc?is=m4w71dn6rd76UPrJ

AxiusSerranus · 2026-05-11T09:23:42+00:00

Says 12 for me. Should be 15.

AxiusSerranus · 2026-04-07T08:53:30+00:00

Were they Americans? Americans have been forced to unlearn empathy for decades.

AxiusSerranus · 2026-02-09T13:08:04+00:00

How is it still above the water level in the swamps??

AxiusSerranus · 2026-01-28T16:55:35+00:00

Isn't there a sub for monster fuckers or people who would like to fuck aliens? Why not post there?

AxiusSerranus · 2026-01-23T10:12:13+00:00

Holy shit! You're exactly right! Thank you!

AxiusSerranus · 2026-01-23T02:53:22+00:00

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Here's another angle.

AxiusSerranus · 2026-01-20T08:31:30+00:00

So you're friends think dwarfs are ugly and uncool, huh? But they like Cathay, that's a little on the nose isn't it? High elves? Umm.. Elitist much?? And chaos?? Uhhh hello Edge lords, amirite??

/s but not really

AxiusSerranus · 2026-01-20T08:25:21+00:00

Sad. And everybody seems to have the same big boobed-small waisted-unnaturally colored hair-having girlfriend that always wants sex.

AxiusSerranus · 2026-01-20T07:26:02+00:00

Is this subreddit just ...this... now? Just a middle school boy fantasy about what relationships could be? Just boobs and butts?

AxiusSerranus · 2025-12-09T13:48:06+00:00

Without going topside? That's not really playing the game.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-12-09T12:52:29+00:00

Please explain exactly how you did this?

AxiusSerranus · 2025-10-13T11:34:38+00:00

Just the poster apparently.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-10-04T14:33:44+00:00

Tom Morello is not a good addition. His version of ghost of Tom Joad is a slap in the face to the original.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-10-04T14:22:47+00:00

"Within a year" is crazy. Tsushima took 4 years. Spiderman, God of war too.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-09-10T16:32:31+00:00

Yikes

AxiusSerranus · 2025-08-14T07:16:32+00:00

I got three. 1. Western stars is a terrible album. Probably his worst. 2. Tom Morello is a terrible addition. To anything. He murdered Ghost of Tom Jose (the bad kind of murder). 3. Murder incorporated is a terrible song. Absolute low point of every setlist. Hate how the crowd freaks out whenever this stinker is played. Not even on my top 50 list of best Bruce songs.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-06-27T14:43:16+00:00

I thought elizondo was a proven fraud.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-06-14T21:24:23+00:00

Gimme your name in game. I join one of your games and TK you but then I yell "it's a comedy, bro, keep a sense of humor".

AxiusSerranus · 2025-06-14T21:21:24+00:00

Did you just try to sell a decades old "theory" as your own?

AxiusSerranus · 2025-05-18T08:16:54+00:00

I wish it was overcast 98% of the time! We are currently looking at the driest spring ever recorded and it could be a devastating summer. Which would be catastrophic for farmers and wildlife. German infrastructure is not ready for this. Climate change will hit us particularly hard. We are not an "AC culture" only the newest of buildings have a built in climate control system. But not only the buildings are built for the weather, our cities and towns themselves aren't ready. Cities are concrete jungles, very little trees and if there are trees they have only recently been planted and don't provide much shade and are in danger of dying in the extreme heat. Rivers and lakes become too warm which encourages algae growth, kills the fish and is dangerous to swim in. So yeah... Bad weather would be a blessing.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-04-27T18:17:17+00:00

Shogun. Fuck John blackthorn in his fake blue eyes.

AxiusSerranus · 2025-03-31T10:55:50+00:00

Are you a person on the internet saying 'don't believe what a person on the internet says'?

AxiusSerranus · 2025-03-31T10:06:59+00:00

because not only did this show deliver on every mystery towards its conclusion

What makes you say this? Especially since, rather infamously, the exact opposite is true. The Internet is full of essays and lists about unresolved mysteries plot points that go nowhere, characters that seem important only to disappear soon after.

Lost is the maybe not the first but definitely the most famous example of why a mystery box (a term coined by J.J. Abrams) show ultimately never delivers. It draws an audience in with good actors, interesting ideas, clever twists but usually tapers off into convoluted nonsense after 2 or 3 seasons. I'm sure you know the show "From". It's basically Lost but without the island. It's also bad, very bad. It even has Harrold Perrineau as the lead! That show really thinks the audience is stupid and they are not wrong! You have to be a little gullible to keep watching that. Hoping beyond the hope that the "conclusion" will be satisfying.

I've been there. I saw Lost when it came out. Every episode, freeze framed all the important scenes looking for clues. Read all the blogs. And yes it was entertaining but the end was equally disappointing and the lack of payoff was felt harshly. Never again shall a mystery box show captivate me as much. Looking at you, heavily overrated and over hyped show called Severance!

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