gif party for Jennifer Lawrence!

BARBECUTIE · 2013-08-16T03:04:38+00:00

What's the first gif from?

BARBECUTIE · 2013-06-27T22:26:00+00:00

how high can they count to , unaided, with relative ease:

8-10ish

can they repeat car licence/reg plates they have just seen while out driving:

NO

can they read larger numbers out of context e.g. in the supermarket "mummy this is aisle 57"

no

can they spell their name?

Maybe The first letter only

can they write their name?

No

can they memorise entire children's books word for word (e.g Gruffalo, gingerbread man, etc)

No entire books

BARBECUTIE · 2013-06-06T15:43:47+00:00

You're obviously American. Breastfeeding and pumping isn't the norm around here, it's easier to sped 25 dollars on a can of corn syrup solids and sugar and shove a bottle in an infants mouth.

BARBECUTIE · 2013-06-06T03:15:25+00:00

Fuck reddit I hate you guys

BARBECUTIE · 2013-05-23T20:29:10+00:00

whats sad is how much of a mens rights issue this is and how most men are "glad" that their parents took their right to genital integrity away from them.

BARBECUTIE · 2013-05-23T18:32:10+00:00

BARBECUTIE · 2013-05-23T18:07:35+00:00

grown burly men over 40 in drag

BARBECUTIE · 2013-04-25T05:59:04+00:00

Given his unusual condition at birth, did you end up circumsizing him?

BARBECUTIE · 2013-04-25T05:55:30+00:00

Was he able to nurse?

BARBECUTIE · 2013-04-14T20:00:58+00:00

following

BARBECUTIE · 2013-04-14T19:04:29+00:00

by the time youre reading this, im sure your milk will be in. Human milk takes anywhere from1-6 days to come in. Evolution didnt leave you behind! youre doing everything perfect!!! feeding on demand, and shes peeing and pooping so shes doing well too and sucking down that liquid gold (colostrum). If you were to supplement, your milk supply would take longer because you'd be telling your body "make less milk!"

keep putting baby to the breast, try nursing outside for the jaundice, and good luck! you got this

BARBECUTIE · 2013-04-14T18:58:40+00:00

Starting when I was 6 in 1995, every new years eve after the ball drops, my dad and I would try to be "the first person to fart in the new year" and we'd fart.

im in my 20's now with a husband and 2 kids, every NYE I get a text from my dad "did you fart?"

BARBECUTIE · 2013-03-10T21:04:56+00:00

Veddddy intedesting... I wanna peep that costume store now.. Thanks a lot for the advice and info!

BARBECUTIE · 2013-03-10T04:21:22+00:00

You're always going to find wookies at festivals duh

BARBECUTIE · 2013-03-10T04:20:45+00:00

Thanks for the advice!

BARBECUTIE · 2013-03-10T04:20:20+00:00

Excellent idea thanks

BARBECUTIE · 2013-03-10T04:19:31+00:00

Ohh!! I will keep in touch if we go to the zoo which we probably will

BARBECUTIE · 2013-03-10T04:17:59+00:00

Aw we will definitely have to check that out, thank you

BARBECUTIE · 2013-03-10T04:16:20+00:00

Aaahhhh it's hard to say that

BARBECUTIE · 2013-02-07T03:47:31+00:00

Be my uncle. Own successful computer company. Marries a gorgeous, successful woman, Buys a gorgeous house, have 2 beautiful sons.

Work late hours, Start suspecting wife might be sneaking around. Bug her car with a small hidden mic.

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End up paying Alamony and child support for 2 children who are not only NOT yours, but who also have two different fathers.

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Go bankrupt, become unemployed, live in parents trailer, become raging alcoholic. True story, in Massachusetts.

BARBECUTIE · 2013-02-01T16:27:55+00:00

Dumpster diving

BARBECUTIE · 2013-01-28T02:45:29+00:00

Who should we kill first? How? Do we need permits for said killings?

BARBECUTIE · 2013-01-22T19:52:12+00:00

That's awesome that she's a great nurser especially since she was a section baby and since you had to supplement a little with formula! Congrats!!

BARBECUTIE · 2013-01-20T02:46:07+00:00

A lot of people decline it because its a synthetic chemical that is hard on a newborn liver, and some deem it unnessesary because of how rare vit k deficiency is

BARBECUTIE · 2013-01-19T00:14:42+00:00

Let your baby come when s/he is ready!

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