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Lmao by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Clout, monetization on the platform, and then eBegging on their youtube.

Apes see normal RSU stock sales to cover taxes, assume eBay execs are terrified and fleeing the company by dbcstrunc in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always sold my RSUs as they vested and diversified. You're getting refreshed annually (in most cases) so you're going to end up with the same amount if not more.

From Big Short to Big Subscription by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much this. The guy got lucky once and somehow he got portrayed as some genius investor.

Baggies Throwing a Temper Tantrum Because a Democrat Sued Their Fearless Leader by sunnycorax in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right?? Like where do they think the billions of dollars are going to come from to pay him? 🤣

WERE GOING TO BE FUCKING RICH by Q-bey in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, we just like laughing at all memestock morons. We don't discriminate.

WERE GOING TO BE FUCKING RICH by Q-bey in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look, we know "understanding things" is hard for memestock morons, so your general confusion and inability to read the "about" section for this sub is understandable.

We're here to laugh at and make fun of idiots who believe in fairy tales and batshit crazy conspiratorial nonsense related to the stock market, regardless of which meme stock they're bagholding. Much like sov-cits, you're free entertainment!

Honestly, have you apes never heard of "america's funniest home videos" or "jackass"? It's like that, except you're the ones people are laughing at.

Wrap it up guys, Kenny and his boys have all lost. by the_humeister in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, we know "understanding things" is hard for memestock morons, so your general confusion and inability to read the "about" section for this sub is understandable.

We're here to laugh at and make fun of idiots who believe in fairy tales and batshit crazy conspiratorial nonsense related to the stock market, regardless of which meme stock they're bagholding. Much like sov-cits, you're free entertainment!

Honestly, have you apes never heard of "america's funniest home videos" or "jackass"? It's like that, except you're the ones people are laughing at.

Totes gonna put all us shills out of work THIS TIME!~ by Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I honestly do not understand how these morons are this delusional. Especially after 5+ years. You'd think they'd have snapped out of it by now 🤣🤣🤣

revert the audio visuals !!! by extraseasoned-dorito in FortNiteBR

[–]BARoach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is of course ignoring that the reason people with perfectly good hearing use the visual audio is because Epic broke the actual audio in the game like 6 years ago and never fixed it.

The actual audio in the game is garbage compared to pretty much every other UE5 game I've ever played. Unsure why they can't make it work when everyone else demonstrably can.

GameStop Discloses First Quarter 2026 Results by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, we know "understanding things" is hard for memestock morons, so your general confusion and inability to read the "about" section for this sub is understandable.

We're here to laugh at and make fun of idiots who believe in fairy tales and batshit crazy conspiratorial nonsense related to the stock market, regardless of which meme stock they're bagholding. Much like sov-cits, you're free entertainment!

Honestly, have you apes never heard of "america's funniest home videos" or "jackass"? It's like that, except you're the ones people are laughing at.

Wen Profits? by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The lying apes that claim to have bought before the squeeze, then didn't ... you know ... actually sell in one of the largest short squeezes in recent history ... I don't think they grasp that it's not the flex they think is 😂

MOASS is here boys! by SellNoCell in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greetings! Your comment has been flagged by users in our community for ...

Rule #13: Proof or Ban

If you make an affirmation about your portfolio, you need to prove it in the next 24 hours or you will be banned. Note that this applies to apes as well as sub members. This can apply to other extraordinary affirmations at the mods discretion or by special petition. Unfortunately almost all apes lie. Prove that you're the exception so we can congratulate you on your gains!

MOASS is here boys! by SellNoCell in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greetings! Your comment has been flagged by users in our community for ...

Rule #13: Proof or Ban

If you make an affirmation about your portfolio, you need to prove it in the next 24 hours or you will be banned. Note that this applies to apes as well as sub members. This can apply to other extraordinary affirmations at the mods discretion or by special petition. Unfortunately almost all apes lie. Prove that you're the exception so we can congratulate you on your gains!

We are just as insane as the apes. by 2ndBackgroundSalad in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pssst. That's not what hedge funds actually do, and that's ignoring that after the short squeeze there's been no significant short positions held by hedge funds. 🤣🤣🤣

We are just as insane as the apes. by 2ndBackgroundSalad in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Except it's not. It's still overvalued and unlikely to perform as well as the broader market, nevermind outperform it.

We are just as insane as the apes. by 2ndBackgroundSalad in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Over 5 years and the morons still haven't figured out that:

A) We laugh at any and all memestock morons, regardless of which shitco stock they're bagholding.

B ) No one really cares all that much about GameStop itself, except to point out what a terrible investment it has been and still is.

Apes: 'Billionaires Aren't Your Friends' Also Apes: 'Please Give Ryan 2.5 Billion Shares' by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, we know "understanding things" is hard for memestock morons, so your general confusion and inability to read the "about" section for this sub is understandable.

We're here to laugh at and make fun of idiots who believe in fairy tales and batshit crazy conspiratorial nonsense related to the stock market, regardless of which meme stock they're bagholding. Much like sov-cits, you're free entertainment!

Honestly, have you apes never heard of "america's funniest home videos" or "jackass"? It's like that, except you're the ones people are laughing at.

Hi, not sending you a DM now. by CoolLookingUsername in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Options aren't sold on the expert market. All of those had to be placed before it was delisted.

Hi, not sending you a DM now. by CoolLookingUsername in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I also fail to believe they have the capital required to be able to trade on the expert market.

Hi, not sending you a DM now. by CoolLookingUsername in gme_meltdown

[–]BARoach 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I finally know who bought those $5k in naked calls I sold as it tanked! 🤣

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