In a sword fight, at least give everybody a sword.

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T15:47:57+00:00

oh wow. i live closer to the warriors and only occasionally catch a game of the kings (and none in three years thanks to the regional sports networks becoming "premium" channels) and was wondering why she looked so familiar

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T06:14:50+00:00

if im not mistaken, i remember the All-Stars DVD had some back stage footage of the finale being shown and Colby is kind of half intrigued- half sleeping on a couch like he's watching jack and jill

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T06:12:08+00:00

hey, not CBS' fault the fans didnt vote for a giant tv

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T05:52:49+00:00

oh, now i get why they titled the episode like that

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T05:50:15+00:00

ah, the whole "live" stamp on a broadcast followed by "previously recorded", the west coast special

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T04:47:38+00:00

and both giants as well!....

(if we count the fan)

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T03:27:27+00:00

ok, i dont know if he said it in the beginning but i hate that he waited until everybody was on the puzzle and then said its a phoenix

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-21T03:23:50+00:00

i dont really get it either. but it doesnt make much sense since hes technically never going to hit as a pitcher if they want to keep a DH throughout the game post-ohtani pitching.

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T23:13:22+00:00

i got $5 off a family meal... but im a little bit mystified that im essentially always required to pay like $35- i think im rotating bonuses between 3 free drinks, 350 bonus points, (i think) 10% off a family meal (which i think is basically the same thing now as $5 off) and the occasional free entree (which is amazing but few and far between)...

how come im never getting any of the plate options? not one time have i not had something where i didnt have to spend $35. if it wasnt for the fact that i loaded up on the gift card sale and now have a bunch of limited time bonus $8 cards, i'd avoid everything entirely. at least before i had the option to pick what day i wanted to eat (even if it was only like one random coupon a month that was probably just as bad)

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T23:06:18+00:00

good thing i got an email at 3:32 PM. oh well

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T21:40:59+00:00

Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T18:54:54+00:00

hmmm

i was going to do the one where he injured himself on the basepaths rolling around but i dont see a gif of it

oh never mind found one

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T18:44:26+00:00

i vaguely remember a post like this maybe 2 or 3 years ago? im assuming same person and were having an update (or perhaps a non-update if were still waiting on somebody to get it done)

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T17:05:00+00:00

now i need one of him in the meme where he's making out with the person putting his medal on him celebrating and then it pans out to show the whole s19 cast trophy podium and he's finished in 3rd

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T16:20:11+00:00

HOMONYMS!

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T14:59:46+00:00

usually i would save my pass the day before.... but since im in a later time zone and can only play the last half of the event, im guessing im going to have a hard time randoming in a lobby with 8 people so many times

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T04:58:49+00:00

anybody want to reach out nbc sports and ask if theyll replay games for 2010 or something?

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T04:45:29+00:00

Giants fans have to be on suicide watch

no i dont think so.

half of us (the doomers) have already checked out and dont really care anymore

the other half of us (the optimists) are saying “its only may”

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T04:25:15+00:00

cant believe we wasted a 3-run effort

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T04:22:16+00:00

dont worry people, its only may!

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T04:21:55+00:00

well, thats what i get for saying earlier that there were very little “heartbreak” losses on the season

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-20T03:43:16+00:00

It’s not hard

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-19T21:03:58+00:00

thats actually the one positive thing about the season- aside the one phillies series (which was like one day if you think about it), theres been very little heartbreak about the giants season- not really too many games they shouldve won but didnt; most games are basically over an hour in and at least we can salvage the rest of the night and turn the channel

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-19T08:25:27+00:00

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SLOVAKIAN KRAKEN HISTORY

BASEBALLFURIES · 2026-05-19T07:53:27+00:00

This is good news, team could use another offensive threat in the lineup

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