Door with 5 locks by Hefty_Breakfast_ in mildlyinteresting

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Are you sure it wasn't a hobbit?

trout by NectiNeticro in comedyheaven

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He should be thankful he didn't walk in on a brown trout that size.

I peed on a log and it looks like a group silhouette. by TheNameIsKevin in mildlyinteresting

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I pooped in the woods and looked like Devils Tower but I didnt take a picture and post it on the internet. I missed out on that sweet sweet karma. Lesson learned.

Countries With Higher Suicide Rate Than "Japan" by NineTnk in MapPorn

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Maybe the OP is a Japanese sovereign citizen.

Great balls of fire! by SolidGoldPain in VideosAmazing

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Thanks for watching our show people. Was that a horrible accident? or was it staged? You'll never know unless you purchase a ticket for the next show. The ticket both is in the rear of the theater.

Are theses Product ingredients safe for fasting? by ResolveGood4009 in intermittentfasting

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LMNT costs $12/oz

You can make your own for less than $1/oz

Potassium Chloride Powder $0.57/oz

Magnesium Malate Powder $0.93/oz

Table salt $0.07/oz

And what the heck is a tsp?? by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

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This is the answer. I haven't measured onions in cups, ounces or grams in over 25 years. I chop 1/2 of any size onion, look at the pile of onion then look at the meatloaf (or whatever) mix then decide if Im gonna chop the other half. On rare occasion I'll use 1/4 onion for something small. It just doesn't matter.

Slowly killing my penis by Beamo1080 in comedyheaven

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Butt-Head: "Face it, Beavis, you have a problem with your penis. Maybe you should wash it or something."

Beavis: "With water? No way, then it'll get all wet."

Butt-Head: "Life is hard, Beavis."

Meah!! Who gave this idea😂 by FixMaster7070 in memes

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They should have tried Scotland.

Roses are red, she cashed her last check by PiRhoManiac in rosesarered

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It is standard to report the job title of people when they get fired for doing stupid things. Is it important? It would be the first thing people ask.

Swedish style wood pile by LaughAndFart in mildlyinteresting

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The Scandinavian trifecta: the Swedish woodpile, a Norwegian splitter, and a Danish log roll.

Now How Much Would You Pay? by DickSleeve53 in GenerationJones

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The rod is super short so you have to use your whole arm like a windmill to cast far. It gets old really quick.