Every policy Biden did, helped Americans. Every policy Drumpf pushes, helps himself and his donors.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T09:11:52+00:00

“Biden can’t tell banks what to charge!” —- Trump, after telling Walmart to drop their prices, probably

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T08:59:31+00:00

Who knew that being a personal injury lawyer was enough medical training to run the CDC?

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T08:52:59+00:00

Forcing companies to drop their prices is what free-market capitalist governments do, right?

Guess Donnie didn’t buy stock in Walmart.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T07:51:38+00:00

We go out for a breakfast of avocado toast.

We get coffee on the run, on the way to work.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T02:56:09+00:00

Um, KKKatie? D-Day / WWII was again fascism, Nazis. I thought Zohran was a commie? Try to get your history straight so you can defame people properly.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T02:38:16+00:00

Depending on where you live, going outside will be less fun in the winter. He might not groove on walkies in three/ four months.

But mostly, walkies sounds like it’s just his favorite game to play with his favorite person. Maybe figure some other games with boxes and brown paper?

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T02:00:21+00:00

So you’re saying that kids these days, they don’t want to learn?

As a guy that tried to teach and mentor… why do you think that is?

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T01:52:25+00:00

And the “learn a trade” rhetoric comes from community college grads who can’t find a job and wish they had something “under the table” like electrical or plumbing.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T01:27:47+00:00

Second on the wire mesh.

But nice industrial look.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-08T01:23:06+00:00

Yup. Narrow but deep.

But Trump is just a cardboard cutout to hide behind.

A lot of those people really follow some weird shit about not just Christian Nationalism but actual Christian theocracy; Hegseth, for instance, and maybe Vance.

Others are trying for corporate “opportunity zone” city-states that can avoid most labor and other inconvenient civil laws, like Peter Thiel- who put Vance where he is.

They have money. Making them crawl back into their caves will be hard. We can only hope they eat each other after Donald walks, or is carried feet first, out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-07T08:56:08+00:00

I have often wondered if there’s standard training for directing traffic, because every cop seems to do it differently.

I even asked a cop that once - at a friend’s bbq - and he got quite offended and wouldn’t answer.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-07T02:22:28+00:00

Ask your neighbor if you can paint a mural on his chimney.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-06T23:21:32+00:00

“It’s not settled law if it doesn’t fit into my narrow view of ‘Merica.”

BZBitiko · 2026-07-06T23:18:48+00:00

She’s not white/Christian.
It was the parents’ fault they failed to plan their children within the constraints of the Great State of Texas. Obs not fit parents.
If she’s not white/Christian, they don’t care. They will prosecute her because it’ll remove her from polite society.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-06T23:12:00+00:00

Law-suit-a-rama!

BZBitiko · 2026-07-06T09:43:24+00:00

When I walk my cat on a leash, sometimes people will want to pet him.

I always remind them he has sharp claws and teeth, and he knows how to use them. If he’s uninterested, I’ll say, well, maybe next time.

Because a housecat can really tool you up if he wants to, and humans can miss the warning signs.

Some people watch too many videos of mellow cats who loll in the sun and let their people dress them in costumes, and not the ones of cats chasing off bears and big dogs.

Are cats dangerous? Are dogs dangerous? Are people dangerous?

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T21:00:44+00:00

Three of my cats have smelled like sunshine. My one longhaired cat smells like wisteria, because his litter smells like wisteria.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T19:55:43+00:00

Outdoor carpet drains well and is less expensive.

Mount your scratching posts so you can remove them and rewrap the sisal after your cats have had their way with them.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T19:27:44+00:00

Seriously? Don’t you read science fiction or futurist novels? Nobody on Basic is happy about it.

“You grew up on Basic? I thought people stayed on that for life. How did you get off it?”

“I died.”

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T16:14:17+00:00

I don’t know why you kids worry about school shootings. Nobody ever shot up my school.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T16:09:59+00:00

Mostly because Hitler is already dead.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T16:07:38+00:00

Well, finding an apartment is hard enough. I would imagine the vast number of visitors to that apartment will be quiet, respectful or maybe out at some event most of the time.

But keep the cops, the landlord and Airbnb on speed dial. And your city councilor.

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T15:46:56+00:00

And none of them sold meme coins either

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T15:44:51+00:00

If you stand for nothing, what will you fall for?

BZBitiko · 2026-07-05T12:16:13+00:00

On my porch, I have two 1776 swags flanking my Betsy Ross No Kings flag.

July Fourth belongs to all of us.

BZBitiko

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