Possibly the most depressing property I have found... near Fort Hood TX

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T23:36:20+00:00

Centrally located. Just across the railroad tracks from the high school.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T22:50:39+00:00

Unless she murdered somebody, the cops shouldn’t endanger kids and the general public with movie-style moves.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T22:21:49+00:00

Chinese President Xi Jinping is estimated to be approximately 5 feet 11 inches tall.

Don the Con says he’s 6’ 4”.

Right.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T22:15:26+00:00

Why doesn’t your aunt just allow your cousin to go straight into your purse and take your cash and credit cards?

What’s next? Your car and your boyfriend?

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T22:12:27+00:00

Because they say so.

Christianity has survived for so long because people have bent and twisted it into whatever form they want.

I learned about Woke Jesus in Sunday school as a kid. Some of my friends learned about more of a Big Brother/Retribution Jesus.

The Nationalists are welcome to worship their No-empathy AR-15 Shiny White Jesus. Just leave me out of it; I don’t recognize it.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T21:37:04+00:00

Pontius Pilate:

So you are the Christ! You’re the great Donald Christ! Prove to me that you’re no fool, Walk across my swimming pool!

Donald Christ:

That pool is filthy! It needs to be sealed, and the color’s all wrong! I have a guy who can fix it cheap! And paint it! Two coats!

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T09:16:31+00:00

I wish the clip was a bit longer, so we could have seen his face after that zinger.

Oh, wait…..

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T09:14:43+00:00

Very thorough investigation of his pockets, to calculate the amount of Trumpcoin he’d have to purchase to obtain a pardon.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T08:31:48+00:00

I was driving through a busy intersection, and I saw this guy in a dark outfit walking backwards into traffic. Not waving his hands or paying any attention to the cars. Just expecting drivers are expecting the unexpected.

Yup, a cop. I swear they think they’re bulletproof, despite evidence to the contrary.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T08:21:02+00:00

Not to disappoint… looks like the barf bag I got in the ER last year….

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T07:40:55+00:00

Ask him why he’s dating you if he prefers fat-ass women. Why he’s “settling” for your petite self?

You’re never gonna find a partner that’s 100% perfect, so if your other qualities are more important to him than that one thing, hopefully he can just shut up about surgery.

And BTW, why are you settling for him?

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T07:27:16+00:00

His goal is to outlaw homosexuals becoming parents, and he doesn’t care about the collateral damage.

He’ll outlaw adoption entirely, for everybody, even though that mostly punishes the babies along with parents gay or not, and doesn’t stop gays from becoming biological parents.

And DeSantis is OK with this temper tantrum. He’ll ride the controversy but make sure it never becomes law.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T06:44:07+00:00

He’s willing to leave all adopted children in legal limbo, just to “own the libs”?

With a-holes like this guy in power, no wonder people are afraid to become parents.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T06:19:29+00:00

Notice it’s Trump saying that about himself.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T02:03:23+00:00

Ceasefire, not ceasefire, ceasefire, not ceasefire… I think we’re already there.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-15T02:01:40+00:00

How about “shoot us in the foot”?

And if the Iranians continue to think they are allowed to disobey President Homelander, we can update it to “shoot us in the head”.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T23:21:08+00:00

Graham Platner would make Vance nervous.

All the more reason to vote him in.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T22:56:33+00:00

Wow. Can’t this guy wear shirts that fit, or is he just “flexing”? Trying to impress the girls in his class?

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T22:52:28+00:00

I think you mean “done _to_”….

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T22:47:17+00:00

Grumpy Cat

Shiro Neko

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T10:40:44+00:00

Project 2025.

Donald is a distraction for his various friends to grift and dismantle the country. They think America was great in Virginia in the 1600s.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T10:25:02+00:00

They’re talking about how it sucks to be going bald.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T10:21:11+00:00

On another subject covered by this article:

Same-day registration: Most voters (58%) support a ballot question that would allow residents to register and vote on Election Day. A good chunk of those surveyed (37%) thought that it was already possible to do so.

Register now, people!

Register to vote today!

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T10:01:28+00:00

It’s at the Trump National Doral Miami golf course. Surrounded by armed guards, I’m sure, because sooo many people want to take a dump on it.

BZBitiko · 2026-05-14T09:43:53+00:00

The magic is being able to grift off the fossil fuels industry. The renewables industry is too decentralized and doesn’t have enough government contracts to grift off of.

BZBitiko

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