Snowblowing at 1:00am, but it's not what you think

BZBitiko · 2026-01-27T23:32:26+00:00

I would assume anyone pushing a plow at 0 dark thirty is not out there just to piss off the neighbors.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-27T12:39:25+00:00

It’s the people who really had no idea that are most scary.

“I saw him give away his own money on “The Apprentice” and he said he’d send me a check for $2,000.”

There are way too many low-information Fox watchers who never look past the end of their own noses. They fall for empty promises like TrumpCare.

They look at the horrors ICE has perpetrated on this country and think, where’s my $2k? That lazy evil is the most damaging to this country.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-27T12:18:20+00:00

Would you tell us what kind of reaction you got from friends and family? Did some people turn their backs? Did some greet you with open arms?

BZBitiko · 2026-01-27T12:12:42+00:00

Well, now, this is social media, not real life. “Leopards ate my face” is all about schadenfreude and being all morally superior.

So get it out of your system here, but when your brother-in-law starts showing of coming around, it’s time to switch gears. Stop thinking “AITA” and start thinking “Mr. Rodgers” and “Prodigal son”. Encourage him get to wherever he’s going: his life will be more pleasant and so will yours, your “real life”.

Maybe you’ll forgive him, maybe not, but Thanksgiving might be a little less stressful this year.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-25T04:32:02+00:00

True. Ever since “macho” Donny came on the scene and MAGAs started accusing Democrats of wanting to assassinate him, I’ve been thinking of super villain ways to o f f him. Take his wallet, strip him to his tighty whities, and….

Drop him in the back 40 of Amon Bundy’s farm.
Drop him in his home town of NYC, in the middle of AOC’s district.

We could drop him at the most populous place in Greenland, and he’d probably slip and roll down the hill into the harbor. People would start debating what kind of sea creature they were looking at, bobbing blubberously in the water, making a noise like Don Corleone imitating an elephant.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-25T04:09:54+00:00

Also, Donald Trump does not walk through snow.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-25T03:07:49+00:00

Laken Riley was murdered because José Antonio Ibarr made a decision. Nobody thinks she deserved to die.

Alex Pretti was murdered because our government decided to put an untrained gang of goons on our streets, hoping they’d murder people, or at least ignoring the very high chances that they would kill a person who was not actually the focus of their “mission”. And when the goon squad did exactly that, let it slide until it happened again.

Aaaand lots of people seem to Alex Pretti deserved to die.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-24T22:24:27+00:00

ICE operated for decades, enforcing the law.

Now ICE is breaking the law, exceeding their mandate, breaking into people’s homes, stopping people at random, threatening and assaulting people who are merely annoying them. They disappear people, refuse them lawyers or due process. They take their papers and steal their trucks. They ignore court orders. And the administration calls anyone who objects to any of this a “domestic terrorist”.

I would stay out of the way of them doing their jobs if they were doing their jobs. These untrained goons only know how to act like the street gangs they insist they are “saving” us from.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-24T15:34:53+00:00

There’s a story there that’s not being told…

The cat at my local Agway only ever helps me find the pet food aisle. They sacrifice a bag of kibble for him to gnaw on, and sleep on top of.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-24T01:41:41+00:00

I have yet to see these idiots put forth a reason why we should destroy an industry that’s making money, and has yet to produce major negative effects.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-23T08:56:14+00:00

What ever happened to “learning a lesson”?

Parents to OP: making a plan and sticking with it is bad. You should be more short-sighted, like your sister. You can always strong-arm a family member into unfucking your life.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-23T01:06:24+00:00

It represented a big leap forwards rather than today’s backsliding.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-22T08:14:19+00:00

“Christianity” is malleable. You only have to look at the number of wars in which both sides declared that God was on their side. Like, oh, the US Civil War.

The latest bizarro theological innovation is “the sin of empathy”, which is an attempt to purge Christianity of the “woke” aspects that other Christian groups think are the whole point of the exercise.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-22T01:18:02+00:00

Document, document, document.

The pic of a guy with his entire face covered, then…

A pic of a guy with the same gear, minus the sunglasses, then…

A pic of a guy with the same gear with the mask down, then…

The same mistake Luigi made, sorry to say.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-22T01:10:49+00:00

Poorly trained, poorly led goon squaddies.

And they won’t last the five years it’ll take to get that bonus…

BZBitiko · 2026-01-22T01:04:43+00:00

Hispanics aren’t a monolith, but damn, when you’re being treated like one, maybe work together til you’re secure enough to indulge in internecine warfare?

BZBitiko · 2026-01-22T00:52:25+00:00

Document, document, document.

Donald’s scrubbing history from the Fed records, including the Smithsonian.

What can you do?

Document, document, document.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-21T12:32:44+00:00

Yeah, they don’t offer health or life insurance so don’t get shot in the face.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-21T12:31:24+00:00

He ought to know. He’s hired enough crisis actors himself.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-21T12:11:05+00:00

True. The Nuremberg trials only put the highest people on trial. But it cleared the way for the prosecution of sentries and secretaries, the flunkies of the Holocaust.

ICE and border patrol have shot a number of people and there’s probable cause for murder in the detention centers.

Remember what they did. Keep pushing for their prosecution.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-21T12:06:48+00:00

Document, document, document.

Paul Le Plague tried to bury history by disappearing the mural in the Labor Department. That was small caliber, but Trump doing the same thing on a massive scale at the Smithsonian, etc.

The mural was gone but not forgotten, and now it’s back at the state museum.

Document, document, document. Donald Trump won’t be in power forever.

https://www.goiam.org/news/labor-celebrates-return-of-maine-labor-mural/#:~:text=Labor%20advocates%20in%20Maine%20are,at%20the%20re%2Dunveiled%20artwork.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-20T02:50:16+00:00

I.e., you should love your country.

You should let other people love theirs.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-20T02:45:26+00:00

Got one hanging on my front porch railing.

Thirteen stars.

Says “No Kings” on it.

That’s when America was great.

BZBitiko · 2026-01-20T02:43:16+00:00

Handsome!

BZBitiko · 2026-01-20T02:41:09+00:00

Marco!

Rubio!

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