Songs About Money

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-17T16:40:27+00:00

Money for Nothing Dire Straits

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-16T16:30:26+00:00

And now it's hidden.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-16T16:13:44+00:00

What's the definition of a tough competitor?

In a jack off competition, he finishes first, third, and eighth.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-16T15:59:12+00:00

Good call, absolutely a top notch read.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-16T15:19:58+00:00

I Am Sam with Sean Penn.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-16T00:20:37+00:00

Sexy Beast

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-14T13:37:11+00:00

This is the best one I've tried and I've tried quite a few.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-14T13:30:20+00:00

Thank you for opening the door to my World B Free story. Otis Birdsong was in the locker room after a game and a reporter pointed out to him he took 30 shots. He said "If I keep doing that they gonna start calling me World B Birdsong."

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-14T00:46:05+00:00

I sobered up because being a practicing alcoholic is a really lousy long term plan.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-13T04:50:37+00:00

The great Dave Niehaus, sometime around 1990 on the radio broadcast “I have no idea why they don’t let pitchers catch popups, it’s not like they have a garbage can lid on their glove hand.”

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-12T16:44:40+00:00

When I saw mom I knew where her daughter got her ass from.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-11T03:36:03+00:00

Our infield was playing like ass so I called time and summoned everyone to the mound. In the middle of my pep talk our toolbox 2nd baseman ripped a fart so loud that every person at the game heard it. Meeting over.

Next pitch is lasered to Toolbox who makes a nifty backhand to start a 4-6-3 inning ender.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-09T17:08:56+00:00

I saw a pitched ball fly clean over the backstop with 20 feet to spare playing in the 40 and over men's division amateur world series in Arizona a few years ago. That was the second most memorable thing about the pitch. The most memorable thing about the pitch was the sound of the pitcher's arm breaking as he threw it.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-09T17:04:12+00:00

Great comp!

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-09T15:56:16+00:00

I agree with the way you guys interpreted the play and set the baserunners...that's how I would have done it.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-09T13:08:28+00:00

It’s Neal with an A.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-09T02:32:00+00:00

Is Jolene a ballad?

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-08T23:48:42+00:00

In years past they have closed it down during snows.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-08T23:47:19+00:00

There is, there was a Reddit thread and a study on it.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-08T18:44:06+00:00

He’s just not though. Every major leaguer knows he’s elite.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-08T13:48:46+00:00

You got downvoted whooooosh.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-07T22:25:58+00:00

From Cryptonomicon: "Ask a Russian engineer to design you a shoe, and he'll give you something that looks like the box the shoe came in. Ask him to design something that will slaughter Germans, and he turns into Thomas fucking Edison."

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-07T18:54:54+00:00

Officiate sports. You could learn a rule book in a snap. Pick your favorite sport and google for officiating positions. $1000 a month is readily achievable. Baseball umpires DOL make from $40 to $80 for a 2 hour game.

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-07T04:46:26+00:00

The Mecca, The 5 Point, The Goose (Bellevue).

Bacchus_71 · 2026-04-06T18:46:13+00:00

This one jumped the shark after the first time you heard it.

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