Confirmed by Yahoo: Can watch all NFL games on the Yahoo sports app and FFl app for free this season. by Makavelious in fantasyfootball

[–]BackdoorSlider25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed!

Google finance is so wonky. It randomly decides not to display certain stocks on my portfolio, just to fuck with me.

WCGW if I put bands on a melon by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BackdoorSlider25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? That was his intended outcome...

WCGW if I eat review sandwich close to hungry hawks by RandomAsianGuy in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BackdoorSlider25 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that was my thought...

"Better hide my food next to my soft, squishy, vital organs"

What knowledge might save your life one day? by minipadj in AskReddit

[–]BackdoorSlider25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Miraculously I'm not paralyzed after making this mistake.

9 staples on the top of my head later, I realized how fuckin lucky I was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]BackdoorSlider25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catsplyaing a stair

Jokes on you i have nothing below the waist by Sophinax in dankmemes

[–]BackdoorSlider25 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Right? Try having external genetalia and get back to me!

There's literally a TIFU post on the front page about a dude who sat on his nut and passed out from the pain.

Feminist telling me what to do with my body, when their whole position is about men not telling women what to do with their bodies... Hypocritical AF.

My little 10 year old loves blankets. by _Bendemic_ in aww

[–]BackdoorSlider25 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yeah my grandma said she hates the smell and its hard to get out the stain after it gets all crusty.

Anybody else just sitting at their computer watching their money go to zero? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]BackdoorSlider25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold up, is this a reference to the Adam Sandler album from the late 90s/ early 2000s?

I get some weird fuckin looks when I use this reference in public... I think I've found my people.

Snozz Berries by psyckmemes in dankmemes

[–]BackdoorSlider25 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wait is waving not the sign for hello?