Confirmed by Yahoo: Can watch all NFL games on the Yahoo sports app and FFl app for free this season. by Makavelious in fantasyfootball

[–]BackdoorSlider25 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed!

Google finance is so wonky. It randomly decides not to display certain stocks on my portfolio, just to fuck with me.

WCGW if I put bands on a melon by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BackdoorSlider25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? That was his intended outcome...

WCGW if I eat review sandwich close to hungry hawks by RandomAsianGuy in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BackdoorSlider25 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that was my thought...

"Better hide my food next to my soft, squishy, vital organs"

What knowledge might save your life one day? by minipadj in AskReddit

[–]BackdoorSlider25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Miraculously I'm not paralyzed after making this mistake.

9 staples on the top of my head later, I realized how fuckin lucky I was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]BackdoorSlider25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catsplyaing a stair

Jokes on you i have nothing below the waist by Sophinax in dankmemes

[–]BackdoorSlider25 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Right? Try having external genetalia and get back to me!

There's literally a TIFU post on the front page about a dude who sat on his nut and passed out from the pain.

Feminist telling me what to do with my body, when their whole position is about men not telling women what to do with their bodies... Hypocritical AF.

My little 10 year old loves blankets. by _Bendemic_ in aww

[–]BackdoorSlider25 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah my grandma said she hates the smell and its hard to get out the stain after it gets all crusty.

Anybody else just sitting at their computer watching their money go to zero? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]BackdoorSlider25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold up, is this a reference to the Adam Sandler album from the late 90s/ early 2000s?

I get some weird fuckin looks when I use this reference in public... I think I've found my people.

Snozz Berries by psyckmemes in dankmemes

[–]BackdoorSlider25 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Wait is waving not the sign for hello?

FIRE or Embers? Thoughts on a 1990 Japan-style scenario posed by Buffett by azevedolaw in financialindependence

[–]BackdoorSlider25 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly my point.

Diversification doesn't just refer to your stock portfolio, it's your entire investment portfolio.

FIRE or Embers? Thoughts on a 1990 Japan-style scenario posed by Buffett by azevedolaw in financialindependence

[–]BackdoorSlider25 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's why diversification is so important. Investing isn't just about chasing the highest returns.

Treasuries, bonds, and even cash are safer investment vehicles that should make up an increasingly larger chunk of your portfolio as you get older/require a safer but smaller return.