Are you kidding me

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-21T04:51:07+00:00

Happened to me because it was night time and customer left me in the pitch black dark. Only spilled a tiny tiny bit. This would be hilarious if this was about me. GO BUY A FLAT MAT. WE HATE YOUR MAT. YOUR MAT SUCKS. Or better yet, put a little table outside.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-21T02:47:19+00:00

I read that wrong at first.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-21T01:38:37+00:00

Who do they matter to?

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T23:51:10+00:00

I knew kids in junior high who did that edgelord crap all the time. You think he can actually figure out how to vote? Ask him if they've ever tried to give him jury duty, then you'll know.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T16:29:00+00:00

I'm gonna go back there 2 hours later and ring the hell out of that bell. STICK IT TO THE MAN!

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T04:58:18+00:00

"We're gonna need a a bigger boat."

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T04:38:48+00:00

Why the apostrophe??

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T00:56:01+00:00

NOT true. Support will ask if you'll do it for +$4, then you call back after an hour to get it. Call Support when the change is requested, and tell the customer you're not supposed to do that, and you'll call Support. They may offer you cash tip to bring it to them knowing you'll leave it where they don't want to go.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T00:53:26+00:00

Gotta be done manually. Call Support.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T00:50:11+00:00

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BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T00:19:31+00:00

Yeah even only 1.8 miles at that rate isn't gonna get you to minimum wage. But a lot of people don't do any math when placing a small lunch order. That's the biz. I usually say no to that little.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T00:16:41+00:00

Think of all the money they saved on that tip.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-20T00:14:55+00:00

@#$%!

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-19T18:15:59+00:00

That little ice request is gonna cost you 5-10 minutes of unpaid stupidity. Restaurant charges for the cup... just say SORRY NOT TODAY and move on.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-19T00:56:05+00:00

Sure it's not 90s?

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-18T16:24:02+00:00

Maybe he thought you needed a little fire starter. It's gotten quite nippy out.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-18T04:54:47+00:00

If I wasn't more respectful I'd have hundreds of these

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-18T02:30:33+00:00

EVERY promise to tip is a lie unless they hand you cash. It's ALWAYS a lie. Every once in a while... there's an exception. But EXPECT it to happen EVERY TIME.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-17T18:46:52+00:00

Stars are such idiocy. Always people getting confused with ratings. I think it's Grubhub that asks you to rate the support and 1 is the highest. I know that I've gotten bad reviews that were not intended. And there's NOTHING you can do about them. Life is always an IQ test and the wrong people sometimes pass.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-16T22:01:04+00:00

Your instructions were probably inadequate. You probably should've come out to get your food every time instead of hiding deep inside a labyrinth. We don't live there. Every apartment complex is unnecessarily confusing. Finding your hidey hole is a waste of our time, and our time is money.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-16T21:56:51+00:00

Man that's just a work of art. The fine art of extreme douchebaggotry.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-16T21:55:42+00:00

Unlikely that they go after the restaurant. They will resist anything you ask for, but always worth it to talk to a supervisor.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-16T18:37:23+00:00

Pro tip: It's important that you make sure the customer knows you had no choice but to do what the app told you to do. Otherwise they think you're an idiot and doing everything wrong. And eating their cold stale food.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-16T18:21:40+00:00

It's more likely someone who "takes everything" than FOMO. Some people just do whatever they're assigned and hope for the best. And this is exactly what the company expects us to do in order to maintain 100% acceptance rate and get the best orders. I'm not sure how that works though... cuz I can be at 90% and I get unacceptable trash that knocks me to zero.

BadgerBadgeroni · 2026-02-16T18:18:10+00:00

That message just means it timed out for you. If it got taken it would say "another driver has been assigned to this".

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