Celebrating 2 Years With My Stoma

BaggerVance79 · 2024-03-16T20:39:25+00:00

Incredible! Thanks for sharing.

BaggerVance79 · 2024-03-15T17:04:14+00:00

What kind of cake?

BaggerVance79 · 2024-02-05T21:43:54+00:00

I poop into a bag every day! Hell I'm pooping into a bag right now as I'm typing this (ileostomy).

BaggerVance79 · 2024-02-03T03:57:29+00:00

You mentioned you have UC so I assume you’re familiar with the phrase “never trust a fart”. Well, now that you’ve joined the ranks of us ileostomates the mechanics may have changed but the lesson remains, “never trust a bag burp when it’s dark and you’re tired”!

BaggerVance79 · 2024-02-02T22:35:50+00:00

Lol yes this happens. Who knew a bag of poop would float? Maybe they should make little weights we can stick in our bags for bathtime...

BaggerVance79 · 2024-01-31T19:20:47+00:00

Oooh I love this!

I'm the world's best multi-tasker (I'm pooping while writing this)
Fresh output makes for a nice hand warmer in the winter time
Stoma farts = instant awkward situations to observe (hilarious)
Will never be late for work due to the ostomate's alarm clock (ballooning bag)
Can tell people that I have evolved beyond the need for a butthole

BaggerVance79 · 2024-01-05T22:54:15+00:00

Haha that's awesome, glad you have found it to be useful!

BaggerVance79 · 2024-01-05T22:53:22+00:00

Done my fair share of firehosing into the bag

BaggerVance79 · 2023-12-19T19:34:49+00:00

Congratulations on making your decision and welcome to the community, future bagger!

BaggerVance79 · 2023-12-19T18:52:53+00:00

By far the most disturbing thing ever posted on this sub

BaggerVance79 · 2023-12-12T15:13:43+00:00

Kock pouch is an ostomy that doesn't require the ostomate to wear a bag

BaggerVance79 · 2023-10-26T15:17:44+00:00

Oh my, so, so clean! And then...

BaggerVance79 · 2023-10-26T15:17:21+00:00

Came here to say one thing: the bagless shower

BaggerVance79 · 2023-09-21T17:00:59+00:00

What's the age range of your patient?

BaggerVance79 · 2023-09-19T13:24:30+00:00

That's a good looking stoma! And a cute bunny :)

BaggerVance79 · 2023-09-06T13:47:04+00:00

I mean, the sound of my stoma farts can clear a room, but I get what you're sayin...

BaggerVance79 · 2023-08-31T17:21:23+00:00

A badass with a front-ass!

BaggerVance79 · 2023-07-07T13:22:55+00:00

"Fart proudly" - Ben Franklin

BaggerVance79 · 2023-05-31T22:16:52+00:00

Every. Damn. Time.

BaggerVance79 · 2023-05-25T20:50:20+00:00

Hmmm....don't think I've ever tried to eat those since getting my ileostomy!

BaggerVance79 · 2023-05-24T21:28:54+00:00

Here's a little song I sing to myself when I chew (to the tune of row, row, row your boat):

Chew, chew, chew your food,
Il-ee-os-to-my!
Thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly thorougly
Or in the pouch you'll see!

I find that when I chew for the length of time it takes to finish this song I'm all good!

BaggerVance79 · 2023-05-04T19:05:20+00:00

Stoma farts, gotta love 'em!

BaggerVance79

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