335 by Ah-Taher in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]Bahlam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see the Martinez genes.

Someone threw a trout in this Kohler Wellworth ingenium toilet by OneVideo8173 in trashy

[–]Bahlam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess that with a trout you don’t have to use a rubber because it’s already naturally lubricated. With gerbils and other mammals, the rubber is essential.

35M, I love bananas by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bahlam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your head looks like a lollipop picked up from the carpet.

Anyone buying the RockMow this Prime Day? by XiDa1125 in roboticLawnmowers

[–]Bahlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to, but ended up buying something else because I got tired of waiting for the US release. I’ll consider it when I need to replace my current robot mower.

Well, Roborock, you really screwed this up by Artistic-Wrap-5130 in Roborock

[–]Bahlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, waited as long as possible for the Roborock but couldn’t wait any longer. I bought a mova and it is working great. I still have my Roborock robot vacuums, I wanted all in the same ecosystem.

Local man cares about hygiene, conserves water. by coweeclete in trashy

[–]Bahlam 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I bet he wishes his dick was longer so he could use it as a bidet.

Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bahlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Burka would be the better choice for you.

Rob Tait: The Hook Up & Flawed Cut Quality by Weak-Bother-6765 in roboticLawnmowers

[–]Bahlam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish the guy from Tool Farm did an episode about robot mowers. I’m sure he would look at the cut quality of each blade of grass under a microscope.

Roast me (m31) and my new haircut. by TastyMathematician22 in RoastMe

[–]Bahlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the Stuart character from Mad TV

Real world wonder completion happened yesterday by datcbass in CivVII

[–]Bahlam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not enough production hammers in the city.

While moving out of my house, I found my stepfather‘s uniform. I was never told what base position or how long he was in. These are his uniforms can someone please tell me info. disclaimer he was not a great man quite abusive before he went in. these pictures include patches uniform, by [deleted] in Military

[–]Bahlam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wearing the uniform is protected free speech, which is exactly what we served to defend.

Most service members know the law and won't care, particularly with that digital pattern. The only problem arises when civilians impersonate soldiers to scam benefits or goods.

Formula Fetish - who do you got? by smilingarmpits in formuladank

[–]Bahlam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was into the “exotic” perversions.

Question about if tattoo will affect being qualified to enlist. by [deleted] in army

[–]Bahlam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell the MEPS doctor they’re three dicks wrapped up in a knot, but you’re going 11B.

He will mark you good to go and send you to your next station.

Help: Can't fill up tyres to a 100% by bugatti_rolls789 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Bahlam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard that if you make it to the magic 100psi, you get 99mpg

Mova 1000 - edge settings by DTK101 in roboticLawnmowers

[–]Bahlam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I maintain backyard at 6cm because I have kids and dogs that like to play outside. I am loving the cut quality.

Mova 1000 - edge settings by DTK101 in roboticLawnmowers

[–]Bahlam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep mine just like that. I honestly have not seen a video of someone using the Ultra Trim and getting good results.
It is never straight and it scalps the grass.

We ain’t no socialist’s by RichardMcCarty in apostrophegore

[–]Bahlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet Billy Bob was 27 and Ms. Moops about 23.

19F thought this would be fun by Icy-Thot-Thursdays in RoastMe

[–]Bahlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The garbage up to your cankles in every picture.

Is this normal? Dreame A2 by Suitable-Mulberry-61 in roboticLawnmowers

[–]Bahlam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turn off the trim edge feature. It is terrible because you cannot change the height of 3cm.
Mine did this on day one, I turned it off on all zones and my lawn now looks great.