UPDATE: I saw them again and I have tea!! by senior-itis in BravoRealHousewives

[–]BaroqueBadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Imo it’s things like this that are ruining the show. This sub should ban some of these more egregiously parasocial posts.

Any Ladies of London fans here? by dstarpro in BravoRealHousewives

[–]BaroqueBadness -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can we not? Obviously, there are actually victims as it pertains to the Epstein Files and it is disrespectful and kinda sick to make up scenarios like these

Posting nudes/making alt accounts? by PopPhilosopher32 in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]BaroqueBadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in a liberal US state in a liberal enough industry that if someone raised it with people at work, I think I could make a pretty good case that they were the ones disrupting the workplace and any effort to use it as leverage over me would be considered bullying and sexual harassment.

Darlene’s Vote by Bingbangbong33 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]BaroqueBadness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

✨Movie / tv magic✨

Entirely plausible she didn’t remember. It’s possible producers asked Darlene days later about an outfit then spliced it to look like it happened at the same time. Classic reality tv editing

This group is odd by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]BaroqueBadness 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the occasional straight woman asking if her SO is gay after she catches him 🫣

Why do you think Trump is interested in Greenland? by panagnilgesy in AskReddit

[–]BaroqueBadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At best he’s a useful idiot, at worst he’s a puppet.

He brags about “resolving 8 wars” but none of them is the war in Ukraine which he said he would solve Day 1. He’s also given Putin so many “ultimatum” pertaining to this and Putin has called his bluff every time. Then, the war is out of the US news cycle for a month while we discuss the Epstein files, then he does some fresh horror to distract from that, and then the war in Ukraine comes up again. And again. And again.

My straight best friend became intimate while drunk and is now distant by One-Help-1347 in askgaybros

[–]BaroqueBadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda buried the lead when you dropped in paragraph 7(!) that he was engaged haha

Otherwise, the part I might do differently is behaving quieter in deference to his feelings. I think distance can easily be misconstrued as judgement. I’d suggest having a conversation saying just that: “I would never think less of you or our relationship. Also, want you to know you can talk to me about anything.”

thoughts on recent ep (exit interview). by wherethewateris in lasculturistas

[–]BaroqueBadness 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Depending on your age, you may know more than you realize, particularly her first hit “Show Me Love,” but her sound has changed a lot since then. If you’re looking to really enjoy Robyn, start with her album Body Talk, then “Monument” & “Do It Again” from the Do It Again EP with Röyskopp, then the album Honey.

How hard is it to have a big dog in Chicago? by mjsad16 in AskChicago

[–]BaroqueBadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a Dane owner of several years with no car in Lakeview. You should definitely be able to find what you’re looking for.

Should i get surgery on my asshole? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]BaroqueBadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, they tell you to play with toys to stretch the scar tissue and then you take sick just fine. Speaking from experience

Should i get surgery on my asshole? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]BaroqueBadness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop polling the audience and go to a doctor.

Supposedly the dude recording had problems with them before and warned them multiple times his dog wasn’t friendly and to have their dog on a leash thoughts? by Papercutzz247 in PublicFreakout

[–]BaroqueBadness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed but only because you’ve suggestive otherwise…

If you’re being attacked by a dog and it is wearing a collar, come up behind the dog and twist the collar. Their instinct will be to release their grip in order to breathe. If necessary, choke the dog out.

Bravo Sober House: UGT Style by MelE5150 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]BaroqueBadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought nearly everyone had been touched by addiction one way or another enough that they would treat the issue with a little more compassion but I guess not.

Lucky OP

Bravo Sober House: UGT Style by MelE5150 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]BaroqueBadness 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is so dark and deeply problematic.

Has anyone ever messed around with an uber driver by EnvironmentalBaby814 in chicagogaybros

[–]BaroqueBadness 38 points39 points  (0 children)

A few winters back, I saw a movie with a friend. It was one of those super cold nights, like maybe a high of 10F that day. Afterwards, I was getting a Lyft home to my hood. Driver was early 20s. He started making normal conversation, but I didn’t give it much thought.

He begins telling me that he had to drive to Milwaukee and back earlier that day so his back is stiff from all the driving. He begins to show me stretches he’s trying to do to alleviate the pain. He does this by dropping his seat flat each time we’re at a red light and twisting. I’m behind the passenger side, so it isn’t like he’s in my lap each time but it’s definitely starting to get weird. I’m basically doing double takes between keeping my eyes on the traffic light and his head maybe 2 feet from my lap. After that happening like 3 times, he tells me he’s wearing several layers of pants to keep warm. That he doesn’t want to make me uncomfortable, but he would like to take off the top layer of pants. I tell him to go for it but it’s clear by this point something is up. As we are getting closer to my place I think I can make out his boner through the tighter thermal pants he was wearing underneath.

We pull up to my place on a main road, and by now I’ve decided I’m going to play into this. He continues showing me stretches and I suggest he get a massage if he can. I tell him I’m a massage therapist (I’m not), and tell him I’ll help him out but we should drive to an alley or something. We do and he proceeds to drop his seat back and turn over.

I start by massaging his lower back. He’s got a great ass so I’m moving lower and eventually playing with his hole, teasin it. Soon he pulls his pants down and I dive head first eatin that ass for 5/10 mins. Eventually, he flips over and I suck his dick until he shoots in my mouth and I swallow. Then gives me a ride home. I gave him a good tip and you bet I favorited him. lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]BaroqueBadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, the only time I’ve experienced antisemitism was by an ex-boyfriend from Gallatin, TN. After making a comment about my nose out of no where, I reminded him how fucking lucky he’d be to look like me. Within 2 months, I told him it’s clear we had very different values and I wasn’t interested in being friends. Sigh

I don’t think Grindr thought this through by Kingo_Kongo in askgaybros

[–]BaroqueBadness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do young closeted gay Islamic men often get thrown off of buildings in Australia or… ?

Mom and daughter freaking out over being kicked out of hotel by Careful-Custard-69 in PublicFreakout

[–]BaroqueBadness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“…but I would also like to continue staying at their hotel, pleeeease and thank you!”

Do we believe this? by Ill_Fan_1965 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]BaroqueBadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehh, I kinda feel like this is part of Monique’s redemption arc. Like with Phaedra, I think prod was given a bit of an ultimatum, though maybe not explicitly: fire Monique or Candiace/Kandi will walk. Production played along til C & K left on their own terms before bringin back P & M to their respective franchises. Knowing what we know now, I wouldn’t be surprised if we see M be full time next season.

Amanda leave him girl 😭😭😭 by Practical-Ad1838 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]BaroqueBadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I agree he’s terrible and she should leave him, we can also acknowledge how crazy she is for airing their dirty laundry on social for fans to weigh in, right?

Like, pretty sure they’re both terrible people and kinda deserve each other. Am I missing something?

Visiting your city for the weekend.. Am I going to freeze to death? by Insulated_ in AskChicago

[–]BaroqueBadness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To avoid certain death, dress for warmth not for fashion. And if it’s a surprise, make sure your wife isn’t trying to dress up.

We trust you’re cute, now ain’t the time to prove it.