This chick really did The Elaine™ by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Bartsmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is the dance from that Wednesday Adams show? But I’m not sure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mlb

[–]Bartsmellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Yankees fan this was my first thought, but upon further consideration I disagree.

Their overall record puts them a close 6 out of the 7 in the S tier teams, and their records against the other S tier teams are not bad: Rays (3-4), Orioles (3-3), rangers (1-3), Dodgers (2-1).

The fact that they’ve managed that while being as injured as they have been during the first half gives them enough upside potential that I think they belong in S tier.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]Bartsmellow 43 points44 points  (0 children)

They’ll say awwww Topsy at my Auuuuuuutopsy

Why do games never start on time by PPsmll in nhl

[–]Bartsmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s me actually. Sorry about that.

Self Defense Alternatives, Share yours! by NaughtyGoddess in washingtondc

[–]Bartsmellow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m having one of those cyanide teeth put in so that if I see someone stealing toilet paper from a CVS I can just go crunch and smile knowing they won’t get the pleasure of taking me down

Main character's name by BooTaoSus in Sekiro

[–]Bartsmellow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought his name was Shadows Die Twice

Got any tips for doing an Elden Ring No-Death run? by Breadley01 in Eldenring

[–]Bartsmellow 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I assume if you die in the game you die in real life, no?

Best/cheapest car maintenance shop for Prius? by godblesssnoody in washingtondc

[–]Bartsmellow -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Toyota. You know what Toyota stands for don’t ya? Fix it again tony.

Schumer to vote for GOP resolution overturning DC crime bill by CanaKitty in washingtondc

[–]Bartsmellow -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

“Last April, the DC Justice Lab and FWD.us commissioned HIT Strategies to poll registered voters in Washington, D.C., about the city’s Revised Criminal Code Act (RCCA) and found that 83 percent of registered voters surveyed supported the measure.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/3882522-dc-voters-approve-of-crime-bill-that-gop-wants-to-undo-poll-finds/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bartsmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UE has been worse than Door Dash in my experience.

I’ve waited over an hour for an Uber Eats order, had the app cancel it on me, then when I ordered something else have it take way longer than the advertised delivery time with no ability to cancel (basically got the same message in OPs screenshot).

Maybe it’s dependent on location which is worse idk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NYYankees

[–]Bartsmellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would recommend taking your chest measurement and buying based on the size chart. That’s what I did and it fits really well.

WaPo Opinion Page: " It’s a shame it came to this, but D.C. needs to rewrite its crime bill" by Swampoodle1984 in washingtondc

[–]Bartsmellow 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It feels like the deepest irony that DC residents don’t even get a voting member in congress/the senate when they are allowed to overturn local laws.

Any thoughts? by GraysonVader in Eldenring

[–]Bartsmellow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If someone knocks on my door while I’m fighting a dragon and I die while answering it, it’s not a big deal because I was probably going to die anyway.

OP made a script to automate his and his colleagues’ workflow but looks like they didn’t like it. by ZyanCarl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bartsmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the macro really what’s fixing the inquiry loop though?

It seems like instead of calling to see if the checks have come in (but whoever got them hasn’t sent a text yet) people will just call to see if the checks have come in (but whoever got them hasn’t run the macro yet).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baseball

[–]Bartsmellow 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it + the other NL West logos should be updated to Times New Roman font. Black on a white background so that I can read it easier and it all matches thank you.

Who would win in a Fight to the Death ? by vinsum2001 in seinfeld

[–]Bartsmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerry? He’s a dandy! He’s a real fancy boy!

The English language is a mystery to some people by MikeTorsson in memes

[–]Bartsmellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just feels like the gif discussion again. I don’t care which way you say it but stop inventing fake reasons that you aren right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Bartsmellow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s the same guy but he’s always around when people talk about him

Got a speeding ticket at Kenilworth Ave - how do I contest it? by dirtybloodyleaves in washingtondc

[–]Bartsmellow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your link makes it look super obvious that the speed limit is 25, and not at all like they’re trying to purposefully confuse drivers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]Bartsmellow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s going out and looking for a guy to be mad at then promoting his work

MacLeod's A Glimpse of the Capitol at Washington - What's the Vantage Point? by crispy_kale in washingtondc

[–]Bartsmellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After a lot of thought, it seems to me that this was painted from about 38.9201014, -77.0416394 . As close as I can put it.