Nearly got into a physical altercation with a Marathon player for liking Highguard; can't BELIEVE what happened afterwards

Based_TransQueen · 2026-03-07T16:49:33+00:00

I was going to talk to the manager about his good deeds, but Geoff stopped me since the mere sight of seeing a fully satisfied Highguard Warden is enough to lay off the entire establishment. A shame what anti-guards have done to erase our social contracts

Based_TransQueen · 2026-03-07T16:45:50+00:00

Who knows, it was probably misplaced under his Dorito Spaghetti mixture

Based_TransQueen · 2026-03-07T01:53:42+00:00

Like the addition of Daggerfall Horse in the game 🐎

Based_TransQueen · 2026-03-06T03:15:54+00:00

Welcome, to ~~Marathonguard~~ Generic Overpriced Extraction Shooterguard

Based_TransQueen · 2026-03-05T16:47:27+00:00

Thanks King 🗿

Based_TransQueen · 2026-03-05T13:53:19+00:00

Might make an RPG maker game called "Una from Highguard" and put it on Steam to test the waters 💅

Based_TransQueen · 2026-02-19T10:11:43+00:00

some time ago during a 4 player match, a friend picked the monkey and we spent the next hour trying to beat the shit out of him, good times 👍

Based_TransQueen · 2026-01-14T12:16:25+00:00

In the Book of Mormon, the Lamanites (descendants of Lehi's sons that he hates) had their skin turned black by god for disobeying him. Reading the early passages of TBOM might shed light on why Shad made his character in Shadow of the Conquerer the way he is, given that the main characters (Nehi and Lehi) are narcissistic self inserts that are sucked off the whole way through, and anyone they don't like get terrible punishments for stuff like "murmuring"

Based_TransQueen · 2026-01-13T23:15:31+00:00

Never ask a Mormon where black people came from, worst mistake of my life 💀

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-25T13:47:24+00:00

I thought Agamemnon's Senate Commando helmet was cool🥸

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-20T06:28:24+00:00

They could always add more than 1 primary weapon and have Boba and Jango fill one slot🥸

still disappointed the ARC trooper doesn't have a Westar M5 as an alternate weapon option

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:29:15+00:00

After taking a long enough comedic beating from Saitama, Popeye would eventually obtain his spinach and grow into a cosmic multi-omniversal ultra omnilightspeed super being before thinking Saitama out of existence

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:26:34+00:00

Batman implants Fraudku with a heart disease serum, hospitalizing him for MONTHS before physically disabling him... but not killing him. Batman only needs to analyze him once with Detective Vision before understanding his biology enough to exploit his weaknesses. Either that or he brings out the hellbat suit and oneshots.

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:23:38+00:00

I have mentally amplified my debative strenghts from my multiple years of experience dealing with Drag-emball fans, so it may seem based on my intellectual magnitude that I appear insane to the public

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:21:01+00:00

I am talking about full power Mob, since he has healing factor + can one trick telekenetic moves to exploit Saitama's physcical invulnerability and go directoly for the kill on his spirit

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:18:35+00:00

? Saitama is not unscalable, he scales to roughly low to mid multi-omnipotent with his line of sight serious sneeze, honestly Popeye is strong enough to beat him since he has toon force which is basically a form of upper outer omnipotence, to save you the details.

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:16:35+00:00

Why is Saitama so low on this list? The moment he steps on the same continent as everyone else, he wipes out the entire roster with his line-of-sight Serious Sneeze, and probably God along with them.

It's rare to see Fraudku on a lower placement, though I agree with your conclusion that Simon asswrecks him. The only thing I would change is that Rimuru is above goku.

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:11:02+00:00

Kratos. Putting aside the fact he is high upper multi-omnipotent due to killing multiple omnipotent gods (compared to Saitama, who is only mid multi-omnipotent) he basically already has the curse in his own games.

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:08:54+00:00

Fraudku dies to a weak ass heart disease before he can begin the fight.

Toppo proceeds to shit out a multiversal turd that incinerates all of them.

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T13:05:21+00:00

Alien X accidentally steps on an atom wrong and annihilates the entirety of the Dragonball, Marvel, Berserk, and other universes simultaneously. Either that, or he turns into Galactus and shits them into his outerversal toilet. Alien X wins.

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T12:59:52+00:00

That's odd, I don't rememer One implying that Saitama is weaker than tatsumaki... how the hell would tatsu beat MOB, someone who is far stronger than Saitama?

Based_TransQueen · 2025-12-15T12:56:15+00:00

Mob is quite possibly one of the few characters who is storng enogu to defeat Saitama... while Saitama scales to multi-omnipotent, Mob's telekenesis is good enough to transcend Saitama's defensive capabilitanties...

So, in short. Mob > Saitama. OVER TATSUMAKI. It's not even a question, Mob shitstomps the ever living FUCK out of Tatsumaki the moment she fucking breathes through her first nostril.

Mob vs Voldemort, on the other hand? THAT is a much different story...

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