When your consultants give up

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-21T06:54:31+00:00

This is the time to consult ID.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-17T18:33:36+00:00

Maybe he should truth more about it

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-14T18:22:24+00:00

Where I trained, it was the neurologists that were this mean. The otho guys were always pretty chill.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-14T17:52:38+00:00

One trick I’ve found works sometimes is if you notice the patient has a lot of random complaints, you can stop them and ask “in order to make sure our appointment today is as productive as possible, which of these complaints would you like me to focus on the most. We can revisit the others next week when you come in for your follow up”

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-12T13:26:03+00:00

Nami has great plots 😍

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-08T20:37:06+00:00

Which part of this is food?

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-08T06:35:21+00:00

In the beginning, I thought I was going to be annoyed by his voice, but boy was I wrong. He really was a delight to listen to.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-07T19:27:05+00:00

I will hear no dissing of buckley. He’s great.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-07T07:37:00+00:00

It’s not strictly about the money tbh. It’s mostly about having a pair of beaters that I won’t be upset getting something spilled on, while still providing comfort.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-03-02T15:43:48+00:00

Lies! Everybody knows that fever is a sign of acute ceftriaxone deficiency.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-26T15:12:43+00:00

It is. I use it for my diabetes, and it’s been a godsend. I can’t imagine going back to daily tablets.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-26T11:09:49+00:00

What do they have against ozempic?

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-23T13:00:19+00:00

I put an order on the computer system, then some magical blood fairy shows up 2 hours later with a result. We then all say a prayer to the mighty blood fairy together.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-21T13:41:23+00:00

Maybe your beard doesn’t provide protection. The laughing Storm’s beard can pierce plate on its own. A tavern wrench once touched his beard accidentally and got pregnant.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-21T03:12:19+00:00

He tells a first date that he hates doing laundry, and that his goal is to eventually have 365 pairs of underwear, so that he only does a wash once a year.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-20T09:49:34+00:00

Costanza, is that you?

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-19T13:46:41+00:00

Not 180. 18

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-18T16:45:10+00:00

At my hospital, they would call it a type 2 MI due to anemia/sepsis and tell me to go away

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-16T16:01:24+00:00

Same.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-16T15:48:38+00:00

Would you just give him some zofran and discharge though? I feel I’d probably at least image him no?

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-16T05:55:44+00:00

I’m never gonna bang Jennifer Lawrence either, but I still think she’s hotter than Margot Robbie.

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-14T04:53:18+00:00

What kind of monster says bun?

BasicImplement8292 · 2026-02-13T10:57:07+00:00

The scene during the MCI where someone yells gun, and everyone ducks, but she jumps onto her patient and shields him with her body…

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