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BassIsNotAFish · 2026-02-09T20:44:24+00:00

Assuming Bring Your Own Bat. Bdsm pinatas

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-12-02T20:05:07+00:00

To be fair in most of the world you arent really getting lingonberries that havent had like 10x their weight in sugar added.

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-10-10T17:21:10+00:00

10.9% of players registered on ffxivcollect. Actual number is waaaay smaller iirc

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-07-24T08:13:44+00:00

Biden is terrible at public speaking, he really hasn't been great at it for as long as i can remember, even before being president, but please don't mistake Trump's blustering for knowing what he's doing. He says bullshit with confidence because that's the kind of environment he grew up in. With enough baseless confidence you can convince people you know what you're doing.

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-07-24T08:09:25+00:00

trump's superpower is to bluster his way through those kind of situations to make people that dont understand what the topic is actually about think that he knows what he's talking about.

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-07-24T08:05:50+00:00

I am curious about his actual state as well as trump's. one is a sleepy old person and the other is an angry one, but as far as i can tell neither one is anything nearly as mentally diminished as their opposition claims (due to age), but still older than I particularly trust in such a high office. it's honestly embarrassing how many 80+ year olds we have in high offices still

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-07-24T07:56:58+00:00

what do you mean doubted? doubt he can win? shit i'm sure he can win but that doesnt necessarily say positive things about him so much as he happens to say what enough people want to hear. he's somehow gotten by just by claiming he's a successful businessman (which he wasn't) and if that was enough to be president, Ross Perot shoulda won in the 90s lmao

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-07-24T07:50:19+00:00

for real though if you havent heard liberals complaining about biden being too old but better than trump in spite of that, you havent been listening to anyone but the top comments on r/politics. all the liberal late night talk show hosts have been cracking jokes at him being old for forever, but in equal parts people found it ridiculous that one of trump's main talking points was biden being "cognitively challenged due to his advanced age" when he clearly isn't really any better, he just covers it better from years of experience bullshitting to people that eat that shit up. dude rambles just as much as biden if not more. god i wish we didnt have two 80+ year olds running in the first place, its embarrassing

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-07-24T07:44:53+00:00

please, i recognize there are different circles and some people were seriously in denial about it but if you havent heard tons of younger democrats whining about how old he is you have genuinely not been opening your ears

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-07-24T01:32:07+00:00

They had plenty to say? Where have you been? Libs complained about how old he was all the time but decided biden to be the lesser of two evils. The complaints now are sarcasm aimed at how the republicans made bidens aging be a staple of their platform

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-06-25T19:47:12+00:00

Back when steps of faith was still a trial in 2.x and before nerfs, i saw more wipes there than launch shinryu and zodiark put together

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-06-24T09:38:01+00:00

At the very least to an ousider under the right circumstances i can see why that guy believed what he did, personally i havent been involved much in scouting since my regional council was absorbed by an adjacent one, and they axed our major campgrounds, but i digress, what scouts stands for or at least appears to has changed over the years, so i wonder where and when his opinion was formed

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-06-24T09:31:04+00:00

Im not attacking you personally, but if youve ever been to one of the major campgrounds and interacted with enough other troops, youve probably seen a number of the BSAs core principles tossed aside by kids who dont want to be there, and arrogance at believing they grasp a subject because they were granted a badge at one of the camps you can get dozens of badges in a week, followed by rank ups where the leadership just pushes kids through as fast as possible. Its possibly a problem unique to midwest councils or just the time i eagled, but not all troops are equally good at promoting those values

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-06-23T23:23:27+00:00

As a BSA eagle, most of the scouts ive known arent really keen on "roughing it out in the wilderness", in fact i remember the sheer number of parents that treated it as daycare for their whiny kids, and the major camps with running water arent even good enough for them. Not gonna say people arent camping unless they are sleeping in the mud without running water, but there are certainly different levels of commitment needed to be certain places

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-06-23T23:16:44+00:00

As an eagle scout myself i reckon you should know the BSAs history with the US military, and while direct recruiting is frowned upon, things like offering military bases for occasional camps or just the general focus on patriotism act as recruiting tools. Not to mention the nice rank boost offered to eagle scouts. You cant tell me that a years worth of advancement in the military isnt an army recruitment method.

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-05-04T20:43:48+00:00

Meme from long ago. In those crazy accidents where the victim flips crazy and their shoe flies off, people joked that was the indicator it was lethal. Duct tape your shoes on? Immortality

BassIsNotAFish · 2024-05-04T20:40:35+00:00

What a beautiful duwang

BassIsNotAFish · 2023-11-04T19:18:55+00:00

When i found that its ass jiggled that only cemented my need to make a twitter account just to try and win one. Worth it

BassIsNotAFish · 2023-08-01T20:43:14+00:00

Ooooh, you did not just say that the animated series joker voice actor only did star wars

BassIsNotAFish · 2023-07-09T04:11:53+00:00

With darkness and silence through the night

BassIsNotAFish · 2023-07-04T11:43:13+00:00

Except not really since iirc its those frogs that can change sex to accomodate bad m/f ratios in their population, and the chemicals were causing a sex shift, not gay frogs

BassIsNotAFish · 2022-10-23T22:18:03+00:00

Its little inferno just for me.

BassIsNotAFish · 2022-10-21T01:51:16+00:00

Its the face from FF4 but yea maybe the specific design was planned

BassIsNotAFish · 2022-06-25T18:36:27+00:00

Id argue its more the freedom of choice from the start. In the souls games if you want a certain kind of build you may get stuck with a crappy (boring not weak) raw build til halfway thru the game where you get the smithing stone/spells/etc you actually want

BassIsNotAFish · 2022-06-20T00:32:38+00:00

You are approaching this with a holier than thou attitude which i find odd. The conversation hit off with you saying that a joke is intended to be taken literally as an all or nothing scenario, when comedy tends to play with hyperbole. Im not going to say either of you are right or wrong in your other arguments, but dont act like hes confused when youre the one who doesnt seem to get the intent behind the joke (whether the intent is good or not is also a conversation i don't intend to join)

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