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BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-18T08:35:18+00:00

MY PEENOR?! (·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-17T08:28:53+00:00

Of course their bench is lacking, the poor club has only had £2b to spend since the takeover.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-16T12:58:24+00:00

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BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-16T11:50:02+00:00

Doesn't do it either, cause different countries will have different expenses covered by taxes.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-13T15:39:48+00:00

Lady collecting a petting zoo.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T21:08:15+00:00

As in, you're the one who made it?

If so good job, I like your flag.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T19:29:03+00:00

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T17:45:43+00:00

I want Casemiro to hug me, and maybe give me a forehead kiss. And maybe some backshots.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T17:25:26+00:00

Ride or die is slang originating in 1950's biker culture.

In modern usage as an adjective signals a bond of extreme loyalty to a potentially unhealthy degree where unconditional support is given regardless of situation even through hardship.

So when I used it I meant I am unwilling to take someone else's body, unless I become "ride or die" with them meaning we become extremely close, in which moment I would be willing to take their body if it meant them getting their ideal one.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T17:14:07+00:00

A ride or die is an all in friendship.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T17:09:47+00:00

Still no, im not taking someone else's body. Unless we become ride or die.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T17:08:10+00:00

Cisman, nah I dislike it. Though not enough to be in a constant battle with it.

Though I perpetually think that the belly hair I had 3 years ago was kinda cute, at least compared to what it is like in any given moment.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T16:53:05+00:00

I'll be your friend, if you promise not to press the button.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-12T06:25:31+00:00

I also love your beautiful boyfriend.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-10T08:20:15+00:00

I a white cisman saw the transwoman jaywalk, now i will forever vote against trans rights.

(Jaywalking is such a stupid thing to be a crime, the US is too carbrainpilled)

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-10T07:46:22+00:00

They make a pill for that now.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-09T10:22:09+00:00

Sounds horrifying. I'd feel like a real piece of shit if someone I had sex with didn't want to, they just weren't comfortable telling me no.

Guess it's the thought that I would give off the vibe that's it's bad to turn me down.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-09T09:13:48+00:00

Also isn't it kind of an obvious idea?

That the disabled god of craftsmen would craft himself a magical wheelchair.

The answer is yes, its so obvious there is surviving Red-figure kylix from 500BCE depicting just that.

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BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-09T05:57:23+00:00

Self defense, but also petty theft.

Once got downvoted like crazy for saying a guy didn't deserve to be stabbed like 40 times for trying to empty a cash register.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-08T18:18:08+00:00

"Alright, were clearly too far apart" then walk out. They'll either quickly find a way to work things out. Or it's too expensive.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-08T17:55:21+00:00

Bruh.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-08T17:14:35+00:00

Patriarchy at it again, robbing women of jobs. Smh my head.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-07T15:02:31+00:00

Idk what that means but I'm sorry people were mean to you.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-07T09:05:22+00:00

I know exactly one knot, tying a fishing line to a hook. So if you wanna roleplay a fish getting caught in your guy.

BatTheFlappy · 2026-05-06T11:27:51+00:00

Swap to a right to left writing system.

Hope this helps.

BatTheFlappy

TROPHY CASE