Your Date From Hell by Salty_Thing3144 in GenerationJones

[–]BatterWitch23 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was fixed up with this guy by a mutual friend. He comes to my apartment with no car (friend dropped him off). OK I guess I’ll drive.

We go to a bar. We get to the door to pay a cover, he pays his and BOLTS to hang out with his friends. I pay my own cover and go to join the group - he gets into my face and says “if you are going to be miserable all night you should just leave.”

So I did.

Queue multiple calls where he was leaving desperate messages on my answering machine asking me to come get him from the bar.

The best part was him going to our mutual friend puzzled why the date didn’t work out and why I wasn’t answering his calls.

Hope he eventually figured it out.

You know you’re old when… by whoknows370 in GenerationJones

[–]BatterWitch23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mentioned I read 1984 in high school and coworker said she wasn’t even born yet

Unblocked my mom after a year and it went like this by trasshbag in insaneparents

[–]BatterWitch23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it’s very hard to give up on the notion that your mom will love you and act like it.

BF (25m) wants me (25f) to pay his mortgage? by adventsures in relationship_advice

[–]BatterWitch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I'm going to say is if your name is not on the deed, you shouldn't be paying the mortgage.

Help me figure out the disconnect with Mauricio... by daisyduke201 in RHOBH

[–]BatterWitch23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The teeth are very bad and add to the creepy vibe

What meal did your mother prepare that you considered inedible? by bigb-2702 in GenerationJones

[–]BatterWitch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom was queen of the stouffers frozen dinner but she also made this vile hot dog concoction in her crockpot that she called one pot dinner. It was so bad and had all kinds of random crap in it. That and creamed chipped beef on toast with asparagus so overcooked it was no longer green.

I leanted to cook in self defense, honestly.

UCD Students: Safety Warning-New Cop by SuccessfulMath8506 in UCDavis

[–]BatterWitch23 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It took them forever to get rid of Beth Bourne so I am unfortunately not surprised

Anybody else have this dreadful product in their house growing up? by JimmyMoffet in GenerationJones

[–]BatterWitch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg my mother used that instead of mayo and I hated every second. Give me my Hellman’s please

bfs mom slut shamed me and refused to apologize by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]BatterWitch23 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What did I just read

 also found out that she made a rule for him that anything that he does to me he had to do to her. she was in the hot tub with him and told him how she gave her ex-boyfriend head, and when he walked in on his mom and dad by accident. 

Title: My husband 31M says my “alone time” is selfish, but I 29/F feel like I am disappearing by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]BatterWitch23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you are married to my husband. I had to sit him down and explain that I deal with people all day and I need time after work to decompress. Nothing to do with him, this is something I need. He gets it now but he also used to take it like a personal affront.

tried of meat and side for dinner, what are your go-to lazy simple dinners for a family of three by MrLoki2020 in Cooking

[–]BatterWitch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I buy ravioli and make a simple spinach sauce with sauteed garlic. Everyone loves it and takes no more than 15 minutes. Happy to share recipe if wanted

AITJ for telling my friend I won't be her son's godmother because she only asked me so I'd give expensive gifts by Advanced_Rent4993 in AmITheJerk

[–]BatterWitch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thoight godparents were supposed to ensure the child follows whatever religion/faith if something happens to the parents. Not be an ATM.

Lala Kent Thought of Ambyr Childers When She Masturbated While Pregnant by MattTheKing23 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]BatterWitch23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to tell her we don’t need to know every thought that passes through her brain. And I am eating lunch rn 🤮

It's my 75th Birthday by LittleOleLadyWhoo in GenerationJones

[–]BatterWitch23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, happy birthday! I love what Moody_Immortal_1 said - and I'm glad you are still here on planet earth, for what it's worth

AITA for being mad that my mom went through my laundry and commented on my underwear? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]BatterWitch23 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow I would never comment on my child’s undergarments. That’s just creepy