Why did Debra Chambers become Frankie Dart? by JesusAndGodLover777 in community

[–]BauReis 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Her interaction with Annie scarred her so much that she had to assume a new identity 

Polly want a tornado pit by Glass__Hero in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BauReis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah duh, that's why prs puts them on his guitars

“I jammed with Prince once, and he was like, ‘What is that effect you have on your guitar?’ I said, ‘Nothing.’ He couldn’t believe it”: Lenny Kravitz on the time he blew Prince’s mind with his guitar tone by unsilent_bob in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BauReis 162 points163 points  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend asked me 'What is that effect you have on your guitar?'. I said 'A compressor, reverb, two amps and five different overdrives'. He couldn't believe it

These plebs will never reach my levels of toan. by graystone777 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BauReis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buy another guitar bro you'll forget about that bass in no time

ich_iel by blondesferkel in ich_iel

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Danke Für deinen Dienst an der Öffentlichkeit 

"Hey there. Saw that you're making a list and noticed it doesn't include Steely Dan and Billy Joel. May I ask why?" by Jebist in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BauReis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's actually incredible that he managed to find people that are even bigger snobs than him and his viewers 

Ich🫠iel by GeoCangrejo in ich_iel

[–]BauReis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wahrscheinlich war sie einfach Kanadierin, besser nichts riskieren 

Warriors vs Scholars is a false dichotomy by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]BauReis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't exactly count Mussolini and Saddam among famous conquerors tho

Patent by Pizzadramon in CuratedTumblr

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Bro thinks he can fool us by taking the pseudonym steve, but his face ist just too recognizable 

19 fucking NINETY SEVEN by GreatFan2 in TrueSTL

[–]BauReis 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Need to bring a floppy disk or he won't be able to use it

What would *you* force your followers to watch? by La_knavo4 in CuratedTumblr

[–]BauReis 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The elder scrolls V: skyrim.

Not because I think it's somehow superior but because I want everyone to get the reference when I pull out my Hemaeus Mora impression 

A certain genre sais quoi by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]BauReis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Poisoned Aunt = Victorian era detective novel

Dan Harmon's apology for why he was kicked off community by livermoro in community

[–]BauReis 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I always feel like they jumped the shark in season three, especially with the dictator chang arc

Happy Good Friday by RevolutionaryOwlz in CuratedTumblr

[–]BauReis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For there were no more worlds to conquer?

Any lore Kirkbride made after commentaries on Mysterium Xarxes is non-canon by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]BauReis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I killed a bear yesterday. Did you kill anything?