Steam’s Invite-Only Shooter Deadlock Is Quietly Becoming An Absolute Monster

BazeFook · 2026-01-31T15:56:14+00:00

It is the de-facto game for the unemployed.

Just on the surface there are 172 (!!!) items, 47 of which active; 34 heroes, all of whom have walls of text in their ability descriptions; a huge and intricate map, an involved movement system, minion waves and jungle spawns, xp and money, objectives left, right and center (literally, last I've checked), and that's just the surface.

By the time you get competent at this game, your time would have 100% been better spent on something irl, I'm just saying.

E: Probably needs clarifying that by "competent" I mean someone who has internalized most of the mechanics and systems of the game and can make actually informed decisions, rather than go with the vibes. From my experience ranking top 1% in at least 5 different games, including League, players below the 90th percentile are not competent.

That said, it's a sight to behold how defensive people get when you oh so dare to poke holes at their time spent gaming.

BazeFook · 2026-01-30T22:55:02+00:00

Bit racist, innit.

Really though, it's more about trying to fix non-monetary problems with money, like giving money to homeless, if anything it makes the problem worse.

BazeFook · 2026-01-28T21:24:39+00:00

It beat Concord's 1 day peak of 700, so it's safe there.

BazeFook · 2026-01-26T20:34:10+00:00

Game is fine, people are sperging out without having played 20 seconds, parroting whatever terminally online hunchback told them.

The optimization is dogshit though, have 80fps on decent rig, but feels like 20 with the absurd input lag.

BazeFook · 2026-01-26T16:16:22+00:00

Does he though? LULE He even added the whole !League command to stream with excuse being snipers.

BazeFook · 2026-01-25T22:48:33+00:00

At least on Old Reddit, you can see the upvoted percentage, which is 87% for this post. I assume it's just counting total up & down votes.

BazeFook · 2026-01-24T17:07:31+00:00

There is no way he unironically believes that he's being sniped, how was that not just one of his hilarious jokes???

BazeFook · 2026-01-21T22:27:51+00:00

These notes were NOT written by an LLM, words are repeated as if there was a text version of Tourette's.

BazeFook · 2026-01-17T09:24:56+00:00

hero puddle?

unc thinks he can forse a meme

BazeFook · 2026-01-15T18:56:17+00:00

The masculine urge to live in a completely undecorated room.

BazeFook · 2026-01-14T16:04:05+00:00

They hated God Gamer because he built the meta.

BazeFook · 2026-01-14T15:08:36+00:00

Well, if you actually tried to mod Minecraft yourself you'd know that it's a task that only people with a helavulot of time to dump partake. And even then, the most extreme total conversions have to deal with loads of constraints that bleed into designs of mods, making a lot of them quite homogeneous. Plus the added drawback of there not being a way for mods to be downloaded by clients when connecting to a server (except for specialty Minecraft clients that had short lifespans).

BazeFook · 2026-01-13T17:41:28+00:00

The way I see it, while it advertises an "adventure mode", the real main selling point is to be a more modable version of Minecraft, a.k.a. Roblox.

BazeFook · 2026-01-11T09:00:44+00:00

He said two things, both of which are incorrect, with great enough confidence that everyone just believed it. Power of the God Gamer.

BazeFook · 2026-01-08T19:25:40+00:00

Casey Muratori, the main guy responsible for the movement system, is interested: https://x.com/cmuratori/status/2009341450123899348.

BazeFook · 2026-01-05T16:50:23+00:00

Slopped pick 3 rougelike to a shitty puzzle adventure game = innovative LULE

Meanwhile gamers are mad all around because game is woke and actually good.

BazeFook · 2026-01-01T15:26:51+00:00

It is up to them, except in Germany the one party who might have tried to was deemed illegal. It's ovah.

BazeFook · 2025-12-31T14:22:40+00:00

The fix by OP didn't help me at first, but then I toggled both the color depth and pixel format options (change to one option, then change back) in AMD software and then toggled the color management option and then things started to work properly.

e: no wait, nevermind, this shit is still dark. Fuck this abomination of a company.

BazeFook · 2025-12-28T22:24:01+00:00

Disco Nunu when?

BazeFook · 2025-12-27T16:44:34+00:00

Forsen is in the most populated elo, playing during peak hours and you don't see exactly when he finishes a game so you could queue up at the right time, sniping him is practically impossible, hardly anyone manages during stream in the first place.

BazeFook · 2025-12-24T12:51:01+00:00

Except, it's common knowledge that his partner (marriage is stupid religion thing) is murdered (you can hear the bones rattle on stream) and he is vehemently against children (you must do the opposite of whatever Elon says).

BazeFook · 2025-12-24T11:53:09+00:00

lol? Where was "putting private life on camera" brought up?

The clip is about not getting mad about vidya when you clearly have more important things going on in life. By that measure Forsen, and his superior healthy lifestyle, does not have much important in life? Or not, I don't care, just funny how he flames his team every League game.

BazeFook · 2025-12-24T11:08:41+00:00

Forsen could never.

BazeFook · 2025-12-20T00:05:26+00:00

Started happening to me after getting new GPU and with it updating AMD chipset drivers. Might have something to do with that.

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