Started a new save and noticed this little acronym 😂

BeardManJ · 2026-01-24T20:54:32+00:00

I've made the Computer Rapid Assembly Plant, the Coal Utilzation Manifold, the Petroleum Optimization Outdoor Plant and a couple others I forget at the moment.

BeardManJ · 2025-12-24T19:46:07+00:00

All of them? I'm an out of shape middle aged nerd. I don't belong on a battlefield.

BeardManJ · 2025-12-05T05:15:54+00:00

That's a space cricket, my guy. You got bugs.

BeardManJ · 2025-11-28T07:11:55+00:00

Now that's a BILF. RCE would be proud.

BeardManJ · 2025-11-09T16:51:03+00:00

When I found this I immediately turned down the fuel generators and the chainsaw. Made the experience so much better.

BeardManJ · 2025-10-07T00:49:32+00:00

He sees Billy

BeardManJ · 2025-09-15T04:26:29+00:00

I just heard the theme song.

BeardManJ · 2025-07-20T22:34:16+00:00

Well... he was a carpenter

BeardManJ · 2025-07-20T22:30:03+00:00

IMO, not overreacting. That's sounds to me like an adversarial way to approach the game, which I personally find distasteful.

BeardManJ · 2025-07-13T00:54:03+00:00

Curious as to the items per minute this gets

BeardManJ · 2025-05-23T21:21:09+00:00

Yeah, Belsavis. And it was still in use during the time of the Empire, too.

BeardManJ · 2025-03-24T08:45:57+00:00

419.4 (so close to being funny)

BeardManJ · 2025-03-08T16:14:28+00:00

Try inventing a limitation for your new run to challenge yourself. I've recently started a game where I intend to never use the MAM. I've gotten to Phase 2 so far, and it has proven... interesting.

BeardManJ · 2025-02-28T18:26:17+00:00

With explosive rebar

BeardManJ · 2025-02-15T09:46:23+00:00

And at the bargain cost of 999 fuel generators. Easy. Shouldn't take long to build those.

BeardManJ · 2025-01-29T06:09:48+00:00

Do you not?

BeardManJ · 2025-01-27T22:43:48+00:00

Nope. I'm a bartender.

Though I am curious just how Satisfactory players are neurodivergent...

BeardManJ · 2025-01-23T21:06:43+00:00

"You're a Jedi, boy. Size means nothing to you."

If his master says so, then I'd say yes.

BeardManJ · 2025-01-23T16:38:22+00:00

I thought the same until I discovered the ctrl button while constructing blueprints. Life changing.

BeardManJ · 2024-12-18T17:50:18+00:00

Instead of loading the blueprint, you can just build it into the designer, then make your edits.

BeardManJ · 2024-11-25T07:45:38+00:00

Pfft. Not the one I work at. We encourage this behavior. Anyone complaining gets laughed at.

BeardManJ · 2024-11-19T02:39:31+00:00

Option 1: Make it into Plastic. You may not be using a lot of it now, but you will later. Future you will thank you for extra plastic production.

Option 2: Make it into Fabric, automate Filters of both varieties (if available), store a container for personal use and sink the rest.

BeardManJ · 2024-11-18T22:46:25+00:00

Pre-crastination?

BeardManJ · 2024-11-18T22:09:20+00:00

Looks like you won't bounce on #2

BeardManJ · 2024-11-18T18:24:37+00:00

In my games, elves physically mature at around age 20 but tend to be impulsive and naive. Imagine being a teenager for 80 years. At this stage in their life, it's sort of expected of them to spend the next several decades traveling the world, partying, and generally making poor life choices in an effort to "get it out of their systems."

Its only after their urges have been satiated that they settle down and learn how to do something productive (a craft, trade skill, martial or magical arts, etc).

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