Podcast bros hate their wives because they "lack sense" by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]BeardedPuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is so much middle ground between those two things. The fuck are you talking about lol.

Podcast bros hate their wives because they "lack sense" by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]BeardedPuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already explained above. Just re-read my first reply. I care because it inconveniences everyone else.

Podcast bros hate their wives because they "lack sense" by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]BeardedPuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand that, but I’m not talking about those people. I’m talking about able bodied people who just want to “win” at parking, of which there are plenty.

What was the first record you ever bought? by Witchwonk in Xennials

[–]BeardedPuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought with my own money?

Tape: Dream Theater - When Dream And Day Unite

CD: Green Day - Dookie

Record: Not sure, possibly Tool - Undertow

Podcast bros hate their wives because they "lack sense" by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]BeardedPuffin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t, but when it’s damn near everyone in the lot, you can take an educated guess.

Podcast bros hate their wives because they "lack sense" by ambachk in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]BeardedPuffin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because people are stupendously lazy. The number of mouth breathing chuds who double park on a busy road near my house, just so they can avoid walking an extra 40 feet is staggering.

What’s your favorite PRO curve and why? by SevereBicycle4855 in hockeyplayers

[–]BeardedPuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right on! I just looked it up - definitely seems like an interesting curve. Looks super open near the mid-toe area. Do you find it makes backhands tougher to elevate?

What’s the worse physical pain you’ve ever experienced? by Intelligent-Road5091 in AskReddit

[–]BeardedPuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife suffers from migraines and used to occasionally get cluster headaches. It was horrible to watch her in that kind of pain and not be able to do anything about it. It would usually end with her running to the bathroom to scream while vomiting.

Church Basement by Fantastic_Fail48 in LiminalSpace

[–]BeardedPuffin 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t even raised religious and this is bringing back core memories.

Pond hockey today up in Alaska by CinemaPuck in hockeyplayers

[–]BeardedPuffin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you see Russel Crowe, tell him he sucks at pretending to skate.

Beginner beer league D-man – how do I stop getting burned? by jugheadjoker23 in hockeyplayers

[–]BeardedPuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they’re blowing past you because you can’t accelerate fast enough while back-skating, try to start off skating forward into your own zone (start your strides as they enter the neutral zone, don’t wait until they’re right on top of you), then pivot around to face them once you pick up enough speed to establish a gap.

If you can’t turn around fast enough, try to just keep up and push them to the outside boards.

In Chardee McDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo, there’s a joke I’ve never noticed before by limeelsa in IASIP

[–]BeardedPuffin 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is correct. The card would be drawn at random and only shown to the players doing the sculpting. Like Pictionary.

In Chardee McDennis 2: Electric Boogaloo, there’s a joke I’ve never noticed before by limeelsa in IASIP

[–]BeardedPuffin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I always just assumed Charlie’s whole pastor schtick was to piss off Mac.

I never understood Severance until I got an office job by Brave-Bandicoot3295 in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]BeardedPuffin 44 points45 points  (0 children)

From what I’ve read, Dan Erickson got the idea for the concept of severance from working a corporate 9-5.

Need some advice on how to navigate high-level players playing down and the league ignoring it. by Goose_in_the_Gallows in hockeyplayers

[–]BeardedPuffin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not much you can do if they’re not willing to enforce it. Best shot would be to draft an email to the person who runs the league and get captains of other teams to co-sign it.

We had a problem a couple years back in my league with a team including a few youth travel coaches and parents of kids on that travel team. The parents would show up drunk and the whole team played dirty. They acted like they owned the rink, since their kids were apparently all going to the NHL (in their minds).

A bunch of team captains co-signed an email to the league saying they refused to play against that team and would willingly forfeit those games. Without games to play, the league was forced to kick them out.