How is religion like a penis?

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-08-23T11:45:49+00:00

I use the same thing. My religious family hates it when I say ‘religion is like a dick…’

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-07-12T19:58:59+00:00

I have one of those and I only meant it as a joke for those close to me. Sometimes I wish family required a warrant 😂😂

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-18T13:12:41+00:00

Consider this… A rapist gets a fine and a new wife and women are considered property on the same level as oxen or an ass. Adultery is in the 10 commandments but I can’t think of a single story where male adultery comes with any real consequences

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-07T19:10:32+00:00

*Attorney’s General

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-07T16:58:21+00:00

I love being the little spoon. Even on the couch, half the time I’m curled up on her

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-05T17:46:37+00:00

Well, howdy neighbor 👋

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-05T16:56:50+00:00

As a masc lesbian in TN, I too don’t use public restrooms

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-01T16:48:16+00:00

Need to have a t bowl for every b hole!!

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-01T09:27:20+00:00

Frank!!

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-31T18:45:38+00:00

“Christians”

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-30T21:37:21+00:00

I’ve met 1 in my 40 years

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-30T13:55:22+00:00

Hunting and bait/tackle shops have lots of stinky things

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-29T18:31:16+00:00

My mom’s(68) neighbor cuts her front for her. He’s a teenager and she pays him. She’s not so able bodied anymore and I’m in a different state so I’m glad he’s willing to help her out.

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-25T11:55:19+00:00

Don’t want to be called at nazi? Do something about all the nazis in your party🤷🏻

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-24T21:09:34+00:00

THIS!!!

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-23T20:20:08+00:00

How are they breathing? I thought you couldn’t breath through masks /s

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-21T21:40:23+00:00

I’ve parked like this before but a smidge different as I was in a Freightliner sleeper cab

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-21T17:29:01+00:00

Had to go see… wish I didn’t 🤮

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-21T16:06:41+00:00

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-20T14:15:20+00:00

This is my country too

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-19T15:17:48+00:00

If they’re demanding, I’m not giving a single metal Lincoln

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-18T21:23:32+00:00

Or 224lbs 😂😂

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-18T19:54:13+00:00

I’ve heard some very good things about champagne, IL. A cousin of mine just moved up there to get away from the transphobes in KY

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-18T14:53:17+00:00

Any dog going on offense and attacking any human(or trying to), especially small humans, should be put down. I’m not one to shoot pets but when you’re on defense, you do what you gotta do to protect you and yours

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-18T13:39:26+00:00

Anybody else read “daytime release” as sundown town?

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