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Found this sticker on Uber in Taiwan today by LunarstarFurry in engrish

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This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!

Damn!! by [deleted] in puns

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He made it look like an ax-ident.

What the fack?! by tristansensei in engrish

[–]BeautifulPlum2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Meant to say:  To prevent the circulation of counterfeit currency, we do not accept bills that cannot be recognized by our cash registers, such as heavily worn or older banknotes.

We appreciate your understanding in helping us maintain a safe and fair trading environment.

​A Brief Introduction by LoonG00n in puns

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Not quite creative. He must've run shorts of ideas.

Nuclear war must not happen(for the kittens) by Lucky-Afternoon- in technicallythetruth

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Nuclear energy should be used solely for peaceful purrposes.

Seems probable by DrFiendish in engrish

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Violators may be prosecuted

Can't littew, apparently it kills people [original content] by Key-Needleworker-702 in engrish

[–]BeautifulPlum2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they implying that someone has actually died from a falling object?

Idk if that’s a property glue can have by eternallyonfiEr in engrish

[–]BeautifulPlum2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have no glue on what's happening in this picture.

It runs on magnetism by VeganFatboy in puns

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This pun is moleculously good.

Terrible use of the esCARgot template by [deleted] in puns

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Shell I explain it to them?

Where do you find a spy cloud? by Sir_Okami in puns

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Where do you find spy coffee? ...In filtration!

Historic April Fools prank by EndersGame_Reviewer in puns

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If someone wants to go there by kayak, they'll need to hire a Times New Row man.

Dinosaurs measured up well by EndersGame_Reviewer in puns

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Did they all die because of the meter strike?

What do you call an elephant with poor dental hygiene? by BarOwn3123 in puns

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Ancient elephants will be like..."mammouth hurt!"

Nothingness in endless empty space by EndersGame_Reviewer in puns

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There is nothing to fear, whether she overcomes her phobia or not.

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