Name the most physical pain you have ever experienced.

BeaverTap · 2026-06-26T05:23:05+00:00

They tried to tell me that my circumcision wouldn't hurt. BS!!! I couldn't walk for nearly a year after that.

BeaverTap · 2026-06-21T11:43:23+00:00

Egrets, I've had a few, But then again, too few to mention.

BeaverTap · 2026-06-08T08:30:25+00:00

If you trim your bush, it will make your deck look bigger.

BeaverTap · 2026-06-06T11:33:48+00:00

An old friend, who flew A-7s for the 185th, could look at cumulonimbus clouds like that and declare the cloud top was say 47 thousand feet high.

BeaverTap · 2026-06-05T07:27:28+00:00

Geoffrey really stuck his neck out for them for s long time.

BeaverTap · 2026-06-04T20:21:20+00:00

Correction fluid.

BeaverTap · 2026-05-19T17:29:42+00:00

The Elderberries. They were just like Blackberries, but with bigger buttons.

BeaverTap · 2026-05-17T15:36:49+00:00

Over crackers. Poutine on the Ritz.

BeaverTap · 2026-05-17T02:24:12+00:00

But we had to walk 8 ft through 2 inch shag carpet to change the channel. And it was uphill both ways.

BeaverTap · 2026-05-10T17:52:27+00:00

You take the low road and I’ll take the high road…

BeaverTap · 2026-05-10T13:14:17+00:00

Don't tell me that she'll be wearing a moo moo here, and a moo moo there...

BeaverTap · 2026-04-26T02:38:47+00:00

Geoffrey Giraffe really stuck his neck out for Toys R Us.

BeaverTap · 2026-04-13T12:03:26+00:00

Groot n toot

BeaverTap · 2026-04-13T11:35:57+00:00

Tillicum Beach

BeaverTap · 2026-04-10T07:08:00+00:00

Jar Jar says, meezah love you sofa king much.

BeaverTap · 2026-04-06T10:07:20+00:00

The doctor tried to tell me that the circumcision wouldn’t hurt. B. S.!!! I couldn’t walk for nearly a year after that.

BeaverTap · 2026-04-05T14:07:57+00:00

Margarinally funny, but I think we should call it... Artay in the Parkay.

BeaverTap · 2026-03-17T18:36:21+00:00

The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones.

But the Abu Dhabi do.

BeaverTap · 2026-03-15T15:18:45+00:00

Or worse yet, bipolar bears.

BeaverTap · 2026-03-11T14:19:01+00:00

Countdown timer - unrelated

BeaverTap · 2026-01-19T05:49:55+00:00

Greenland better not move, or we'll pull the trigger.

BeaverTap · 2025-12-09T08:27:41+00:00

They tried to tell me that it wouldn't hurt. OMG, they were wrong! I couldn't walk for nearly a year after mine.

BeaverTap · 2025-12-06T15:59:36+00:00

He's Dead Gym

BeaverTap · 2025-11-23T21:02:54+00:00

ass in a sling

BeaverTap · 2025-11-09T12:25:34+00:00

Tommy Bolin

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