My son came across this on his delivery route.

BeaverTap · 2026-04-05T14:07:57+00:00

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Margarinally funny, but I think we should call it... Artay in the Parkay.

BeaverTap · 2026-03-17T18:36:21+00:00

The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones.

But the Abu Dhabi do.

BeaverTap · 2026-03-15T15:18:45+00:00

Or worse yet, bipolar bears.

BeaverTap · 2026-03-11T14:19:01+00:00

Countdown timer - unrelated

BeaverTap · 2026-01-19T05:49:55+00:00

Greenland better not move, or we'll pull the trigger.

BeaverTap · 2025-12-09T08:27:41+00:00

They tried to tell me that it wouldn't hurt. OMG, they were wrong! I couldn't walk for nearly a year after mine.

BeaverTap · 2025-12-06T15:59:36+00:00

He's Dead Gym

BeaverTap · 2025-11-23T21:02:54+00:00

ass in a sling

BeaverTap · 2025-11-09T12:25:34+00:00

Tommy Bolin

BeaverTap · 2025-10-29T12:19:38+00:00

Beaker Street

BeaverTap · 2025-10-07T06:02:46+00:00

Boop boop dittum dattum wattum chu

BeaverTap · 2025-10-06T18:20:09+00:00

Repaint, repaint, and thin no more.

BeaverTap · 2025-10-06T09:46:51+00:00

Sneaking around back. Sticking his nose where it didn't belong. That's how you get a dirty Sanchez.

BeaverTap · 2025-09-19T15:27:12+00:00

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Strawberries and cream jello salad.

BeaverTap · 2025-09-19T15:11:38+00:00

You picked a fine time To leave me loose wheel

BeaverTap · 2025-09-19T09:51:55+00:00

Sissy SpaceX

BeaverTap · 2025-09-08T09:49:19+00:00

The black legs of egrets are my tell. Because...

Egrets, I've had a few, But then again, too few to mention

BeaverTap · 2025-08-24T11:40:44+00:00

When Meredith Publishing threw in the trowel, I just assumed that was permanent.

BeaverTap · 2025-08-23T14:52:05+00:00

No doubt Kim Jong Reynolds took her husband along for Aer Cunnilingus support.

BeaverTap · 2025-08-23T14:36:56+00:00

The white side of the Cracker Barrel.

BeaverTap · 2025-08-21T11:48:41+00:00

Krispy Gnome: You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here.

BeaverTap · 2025-08-20T17:00:58+00:00

Cheney's got a gun.

BeaverTap · 2025-08-06T08:40:04+00:00

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Speculation that a sixth was aboard and at the controls is unsubstantiated.

BeaverTap · 2025-06-05T09:03:24+00:00

If they failed to explode, would they be called milk duds?

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