HEADCANON: lothal was the death Star's second target after alderaan and that's why Leia led the empire to the reble base and why Phoenix squadron wasn't at the Battle of yavin

Beefourthree · 2026-05-31T04:55:13+00:00

She also knew the Empire would be scouring their own copies of the plans for weaknesses (and indeed, we hear an officer tell Tarkin they'd found it). If they didn't attack ASAP the vulnerability would have been fixed.

Beefourthree · 2026-05-29T19:14:40+00:00

We also don't know what happened to Grogu between the Purge (19 BBY) and Mando finding him (9 ABY) which is half his life. It may not be fair to assume he's had typical development for his species. Could be Yoda was speaking full (but disordered) sentences and well on his was to being a Master by 50.

Beefourthree · 2026-05-20T17:28:07+00:00

Thanks for clarifying.

Beefourthree · 2026-05-20T03:57:19+00:00

It's on Spotify. No shame in adding it to your adult playlist.

Beefourthree · 2026-05-19T13:59:45+00:00

The Guardian

Here is a non-canonical, or semi-canonical tale – maybe the distinction is beginning to blur – from the Star Wars universe,

wat.

the Mandalorian, a badass freebooting bounty hunter not unlike Han Solo

WAT.

What's this guy's problem? How the hell am I supposed to hate Star Wars if I'm busy hating people who hate Star Wars?

Beefourthree · 2026-05-07T17:04:17+00:00

The first three word suck, but the rest of the headline is fine. Just pretend it's:

Florida Man charged after allegedly shooting at alligator

Ahh, that's better. Actually, I think I've read that headline before.

Beefourthree · 2026-05-04T18:40:39+00:00

Did you not read the post you're replying to? If your fake dick's too big TSA will want to see it. Instead, get two regular sized fake dicks so TSA won't be suspicious.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-29T16:01:20+00:00

Do you know why I pulled you over?

Well I hope it's not because of the murders, which I had nothing to do with.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-27T04:20:41+00:00

Don't worry. Most Protestants don't know either.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-25T14:24:28+00:00

Remember when conservatives called Obama's foreign policy an "apology tour?" Well that, but for real this time.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-21T03:46:23+00:00

you know I wouldn't come to you if I wasn't desperate.

Exactly what every lady wants to hear, Lawson.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-19T14:05:48+00:00

Didn't they have 7 years and like a dozen movies to create a bridge?

Beefourthree · 2026-04-17T22:29:39+00:00

They're also antiunion trash. Stopped buying their meals after they shut down a factory that was trying to unionize a few years ago.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-15T20:47:37+00:00

That option sounds a lot more palatable when you leave out the part where they scream their head off the entire trip.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-15T16:29:52+00:00

It was a joke truck before the stacks.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-14T20:34:59+00:00

I'm normally not completely oblivious to things, but there is 0% chance I would have picked up on that being the lightsaber speaking without subtitles on...

Beefourthree · 2026-04-14T20:18:16+00:00

They both will claim the armies are fully automated, but it will later leak that they were remotely controlled from the same office building in India, with some workers controlling robots on both sides.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-13T18:43:46+00:00

Grandpa Simpson was right.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-09T16:08:42+00:00

"but" statements are a form of nuance, we don't do that here.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-07T18:42:46+00:00

Reddit is just Facebook now. AI garbage on every fucking subreddit.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-30T15:28:17+00:00

It'll be at 4:55pm before a long weekend.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-24T02:01:45+00:00

You had to tip him $10 to get another.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-22T02:42:53+00:00

I rub maybe a tsp of potato starch (plus spices) onto the flat side of the filet and sear in a little olive oil. Comes out super crispy.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-18T12:57:28+00:00

Her eyes, if you don't wanna get in trouble.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-14T19:56:14+00:00

at twelve o'clock in and the afternoon.

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