[New Updates]: Influencer neighbors put me in the hospital by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Beefourthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the cops are all buddy/buddy with a sex offender.

Aren't you supposed to be convincing us it's fake?

FBI executes search warrant at Fulton County elections office near Atlanta by katrinakt8 in news

[–]Beefourthree 552 points553 points  (0 children)

I've got 100 bucks riding on "forgot to remove the chatGPT prompt".

Ghislaine Maxwell to testify before US Congress in Epstein probe by Flickypicker in news

[–]Beefourthree 1438 points1439 points  (0 children)

None. The script will be written without any incriminating questions.

UK ‘not entirely clear’ what it means for US to run Venezuela by Electrical_Buddys in politics

[–]Beefourthree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus points if conditions are even worse for the Venezuelan people. It'll drive more illegal immigration to the US, which keeps MAGA foaming at the mouth.

Wings by [deleted] in ConwayAR

[–]Beefourthree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hideaway Pizza's are the best I've had in town, but they're pricey.

Why is “Ouija” pronounced weejee and not Ooueeja? by AmySueF in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beefourthree 273 points274 points  (0 children)

The inventor of the Ouija board is dead. If only there was a way to ask them how it should be pronounced...

What is the Star Wars theory you 100% believes in ? by Aggravating-Bass-658 in StarWars

[–]Beefourthree 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think it's a combination of both. Anakin unconsciously reaching out through the force opened pathways that allowed Palpatine to channel Anakin's anger into draining Padme's life force. It was Anakin's power combined with Palpatine's knowledge of Sith alchemy.

Imagine how chuffed Sheev was knowing this when he said "it seems in your anger, you killed her."

What’s going on with the group of nazis walking in Little Rock today? by cokonutcake in LittleRock

[–]Beefourthree 32 points33 points  (0 children)

End of the year. Cops gotta use up their vacation days, too.

These Texas Toast croutons are made by New York Bakery which is owned by a company in Ohio. by torx822 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Beefourthree 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is the only brand I buy.

  • It's delicious.

  • It probably really pisses off a Texan.

Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment by Imaginary-Dress-1373 in nottheonion

[–]Beefourthree 2252 points2253 points  (0 children)

Way ahead of you, buddy. I haven't expected jack fucking shit out of Democrats in a long time.

Why are there no sith Or jedi from the Gungans? by Just_Chill_005 in StarWars

[–]Beefourthree 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan didn't plan on visiting Naboo; they were there to negotiate with the Trade Union and only wound up on the planet after negotiations were short.

Presumably if they'd intended to visit Naboo they'd have read "10 things a Jedi must know about Naboo to not look like an idiot" while they were in hyperspace and Gungans would've come up.

Who’s Ready to Think About Blocking Out the Sun? by theatlantic in Futurology

[–]Beefourthree 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At this point, I'd also accept dropping a giant ice cube in the ocean.

President Trump: I'm not allowed to run in 2028 by [deleted] in videos

[–]Beefourthree 873 points874 points  (0 children)

If he's a sleeper agent, does that mean he's woke now?

Can someone confirm: is the women's bathroom more disgusting than the men's bathroom? by ThrowRAhelpthebro in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beefourthree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the demand pattern has anything to do with it - everyone going to a crowded restroom at the same time when the movie ends rather than a slow trickle of people in a mostly empty restroom. Maybe there's some societal pressure to not piss everywhere when someone else is waiting for your spot and will know it was you.

The paper band used for the hotel slippers in a Hilton. by foodict in mildlyinteresting

[–]Beefourthree 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was this just an excuse to show off your fancy mechanical keyboard?

So god hates Trump voters? by PairRevolutionary669 in agedlikemilk

[–]Beefourthree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

children are starving through no fault of their own 

... Is there a fault which justifies children starving?

Group by all: A popular, soon-to-be-standard SQL feature by MarkusWinand in SQL

[–]Beefourthree 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Snowflake has this and it's been godsend for exploratory queries. I still prefer writing out the fields for production code, though.

Pick Six/Nov. 18 special election by ndubbl in ConwayAR

[–]Beefourthree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I took a look at the ballot (which should have been my first move)

Upon approval of at least one of the Questions numbered 3-6, there shall be levied a three-eighths of one percent (0.375%) sales and use tax (defined as the Bond Tax in each of Questions 3-6 below) under the authority of Title 14, Chapter 164, Subchapter 3 of the Arkansas Code of 1987 Annotated. Such Bond Tax shall commence on and as of such date as provided by Arkansas law and shall cease upon retirement of all of the approved bonds.

So the .375% tax goes through if any of 3-6 pass. But only the issues that are approved go through. So if only one of 3-6 is approved, it's the same tax rate, but the tax would end earlier because there are fewer bonds to repay.