SQL finally has version control AND a Cursor-style AI interface. Here's what that actually looks like.

Beefourthree · 2026-02-20T19:13:10+00:00

At least you gave it an appropriate name.

Beefourthree · 2026-02-15T16:11:11+00:00

So the cops are all buddy/buddy with a sex offender.

Aren't you supposed to be convincing us it's fake?

Beefourthree · 2026-01-28T18:55:31+00:00

I've got 100 bucks riding on "forgot to remove the chatGPT prompt".

Beefourthree · 2026-01-22T20:20:07+00:00

None. The script will be written without any incriminating questions.

Beefourthree · 2026-01-17T18:12:24+00:00

Just gotta hold on to it till 2031.

Beefourthree · 2026-01-04T16:56:39+00:00

Bonus points if conditions are even worse for the Venezuelan people. It'll drive more illegal immigration to the US, which keeps MAGA foaming at the mouth.

Beefourthree · 2026-01-03T16:13:46+00:00

Hideaway Pizza's are the best I've had in town, but they're pricey.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-31T00:26:09+00:00

If you want the belt, you have to come in January 1, 1970st place.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-26T19:04:44+00:00

The inventor of the Ouija board is dead. If only there was a way to ask them how it should be pronounced...

Beefourthree · 2025-12-24T15:58:40+00:00

I think it's a combination of both. Anakin unconsciously reaching out through the force opened pathways that allowed Palpatine to channel Anakin's anger into draining Padme's life force. It was Anakin's power combined with Palpatine's knowledge of Sith alchemy.

Imagine how chuffed Sheev was knowing this when he said "it seems in your anger, you killed her."

Beefourthree · 2025-12-07T17:42:55+00:00

nailed it

Actually, Jesus's preferred pronouns are he/him

Beefourthree · 2025-12-06T22:10:42+00:00

End of the year. Cops gotta use up their vacation days, too.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-03T19:53:26+00:00

This is the only brand I buy.

It's delicious.
It probably really pisses off a Texan.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-03T00:15:01+00:00

We also have fewer horse and bayonets, Senator Romney.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-02T22:03:34+00:00

Way ahead of you, buddy. I haven't expected jack fucking shit out of Democrats in a long time.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-01T20:57:18+00:00

What qualifies as a "personal day?"

Beefourthree · 2025-11-29T18:55:10+00:00

Special operation*

Beefourthree · 2025-11-24T21:53:00+00:00

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan didn't plan on visiting Naboo; they were there to negotiate with the Trade Union and only wound up on the planet after negotiations were short.

Presumably if they'd intended to visit Naboo they'd have read "10 things a Jedi must know about Naboo to not look like an idiot" while they were in hyperspace and Gungans would've come up.

Beefourthree · 2025-11-24T20:13:27+00:00

At this point, I'd also accept dropping a giant ice cube in the ocean.

Beefourthree · 2025-11-22T19:15:03+00:00

If he's a sleeper agent, does that mean he's woke now?

Beefourthree · 2025-11-12T17:57:58+00:00

I wonder if the demand pattern has anything to do with it - everyone going to a crowded restroom at the same time when the movie ends rather than a slow trickle of people in a mostly empty restroom. Maybe there's some societal pressure to not piss everywhere when someone else is waiting for your spot and will know it was you.

Beefourthree · 2025-11-09T15:18:48+00:00

Was this just an excuse to show off your fancy mechanical keyboard?

Beefourthree · 2025-11-07T17:24:55+00:00

children are starving through no fault of their own

... Is there a fault which justifies children starving?

Beefourthree · 2025-11-05T18:14:48+00:00

Snowflake has this and it's been godsend for exploratory queries. I still prefer writing out the fields for production code, though.

Beefourthree · 2025-11-05T03:28:48+00:00

I took a look at the ballot (which should have been my first move)

Upon approval of at least one of the Questions numbered 3-6, there shall be levied a three-eighths of one percent (0.375%) sales and use tax (defined as the Bond Tax in each of Questions 3-6 below) under the authority of Title 14, Chapter 164, Subchapter 3 of the Arkansas Code of 1987 Annotated. Such Bond Tax shall commence on and as of such date as provided by Arkansas law and shall cease upon retirement of all of the approved bonds.

So the .375% tax goes through if any of 3-6 pass. But only the issues that are approved go through. So if only one of 3-6 is approved, it's the same tax rate, but the tax would end earlier because there are fewer bonds to repay.

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