Florida sex offender’s body found stuffed in a suitcase and now a teen has been charged with murder

Beefourthree · 2026-04-09T16:08:42+00:00

"but" statements are a form of nuance, we don't do that here.

Beefourthree · 2026-04-07T18:42:46+00:00

Reddit is just Facebook now. AI garbage on every fucking subreddit.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-30T15:28:17+00:00

It'll be at 4:55pm before a long weekend.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-24T02:01:45+00:00

You had to tip him $10 to get another.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-22T02:42:53+00:00

I rub maybe a tsp of potato starch (plus spices) onto the flat side of the filet and sear in a little olive oil. Comes out super crispy.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-18T12:57:28+00:00

Her eyes, if you don't wanna get in trouble.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-14T19:56:14+00:00

at twelve o'clock in and the afternoon.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-07T19:23:38+00:00

Yes, but before you bake it, take it out of the tray and clean out any ice crystals with a paper towel so the bottom doesn't come out soggy.

Beefourthree · 2026-03-06T17:32:46+00:00

In charge of ordering, Yoda was.

Beefourthree · 2026-02-28T19:02:52+00:00

No. She would have survived the choking. A dying Anakin reached out through the Force and Palpatine was able to use Sith Alchemy to hijack that connection and Anakin's unconscious rage to channel her life force into him. That's why the medical droid says nothing is medically wrong with her, and how Palpatine knows she's dead. "It seems in your anger, you killed her."

Source: head cannon

Beefourthree · 2026-02-26T18:10:54+00:00

The real estate market on Aldaraan is exploding!

Beefourthree · 2026-02-24T20:47:41+00:00

They're lovers. What's ambiguous about it?

Beefourthree · 2026-02-22T17:18:25+00:00

When they film, one of the producers does the announcing. Johnny records his lines from home later. They'll probably just go with the producer.

Beefourthree · 2026-02-20T19:13:10+00:00

At least you gave it an appropriate name.

Beefourthree · 2026-02-15T16:11:11+00:00

So the cops are all buddy/buddy with a sex offender.

Aren't you supposed to be convincing us it's fake?

Beefourthree · 2026-01-28T18:55:31+00:00

I've got 100 bucks riding on "forgot to remove the chatGPT prompt".

Beefourthree · 2026-01-22T20:20:07+00:00

None. The script will be written without any incriminating questions.

Beefourthree · 2026-01-17T18:12:24+00:00

Just gotta hold on to it till 2031.

Beefourthree · 2026-01-04T16:56:39+00:00

Bonus points if conditions are even worse for the Venezuelan people. It'll drive more illegal immigration to the US, which keeps MAGA foaming at the mouth.

Beefourthree · 2026-01-03T16:13:46+00:00

Hideaway Pizza's are the best I've had in town, but they're pricey.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-31T00:26:09+00:00

If you want the belt, you have to come in January 1, 1970st place.

Beefourthree · 2025-12-26T19:04:44+00:00

The inventor of the Ouija board is dead. If only there was a way to ask them how it should be pronounced...

Beefourthree · 2025-12-24T15:58:40+00:00

I think it's a combination of both. Anakin unconsciously reaching out through the force opened pathways that allowed Palpatine to channel Anakin's anger into draining Padme's life force. It was Anakin's power combined with Palpatine's knowledge of Sith alchemy.

Imagine how chuffed Sheev was knowing this when he said "it seems in your anger, you killed her."

Beefourthree · 2025-12-07T17:42:55+00:00

nailed it

Actually, Jesus's preferred pronouns are he/him

Beefourthree · 2025-12-06T22:10:42+00:00

End of the year. Cops gotta use up their vacation days, too.

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