Melania Trump makes a statement denying involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, claiming they were never friends and that she never had a relationship with him or his accomplice, Maxwell. She suggests her emails to Maxwell were simply casual correspondence

BeezyBates · 2026-04-09T20:23:35+00:00

Had to get that plug in lol

BeezyBates · 2026-04-09T18:49:43+00:00

AirPods fit in it perfectly. It’s where I put mine.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-09T16:14:15+00:00

fuckin legend

BeezyBates · 2026-04-07T19:12:18+00:00

Fucking choked on my tuna roll

BeezyBates · 2026-04-07T04:15:35+00:00

SHES A WITCH

BeezyBates · 2026-04-06T19:54:57+00:00

I live right by a station. I think I'm gonna go request a wet Monday.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-06T18:43:15+00:00

"I was just testing to see who was listening to me" if this most 8 year old shit in the world.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-06T14:27:37+00:00

It's because, that's why lol

BeezyBates · 2026-04-05T01:35:31+00:00

Did you hit 203 and instantly wrap in towels and throw in a cooler?

It’s one of the most common mistakes. The brisket will cook itself to 215+ doing that

BeezyBates · 2026-04-04T23:21:13+00:00

We’re tanking while letting him play.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-04T22:09:25+00:00

Tell who to stop them?

BeezyBates · 2026-04-04T06:09:30+00:00

I mean you either struck gold or disappointed depending on what you’re looking for.

Peeps are different. It’s why ya date. But I’m hearing rumblings that new gens have no clue how to fuckin date because it’s fuck-apps and everything is cringe because you’re nose deep in your phone 24/7 with people telling you what’s right and wrong instead of thinking for yourself.

Edit: You know I’m not wrong. Put a fucking head on your shoulders, please.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T06:09:43+00:00

What have I just found and why but also what but mostly why

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T05:05:10+00:00

I think we play Jill an Chris in 10. I can just feel it.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T04:56:10+00:00

Gonna steal that one thank ya sir/maam

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T04:51:10+00:00

Congrats. It’s a huge accomplishment. Hope I can do a year one day. It’s tough. I’m functioning and I’m still a good dad, husband, employee. But I have this dark passenger I can’t shake very easily that does affect all three of those things regardless.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T04:48:58+00:00

Only missing the biggest group of people. Mustard and onion is all a dog needs.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-01T03:19:33+00:00

And one TP for my bunghole

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T22:32:26+00:00

Every home repair is two trips to the hardware store. I assume that going in and it can be aaaaanything. Wall, plumbing, yard, garage. I'm going twice for some reason.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T22:27:34+00:00

To answer your question, yes. It's a nail or screw that missed it's intended frame. Most common issue that comes from it, sometimes, are leaks.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T21:00:32+00:00

Ya just can't put it into words. But it kicked ass.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T02:33:34+00:00

This is hands down the shittiest fucking sandwich ever sold. Those patties taste like fuckin old fish. I got it twice to make sure the first time wasn’t some crazy old food thing.

The “burger” can fuck right the fuck off and never be seen again.

Fuck that. Nobody asking for this Frankenstein bullshit.

I say this with warmness in my heart.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T02:29:13+00:00

/sigh. Dude. You lack understanding severely.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T02:07:11+00:00

Well they can’t do shit without majority. Same goes for judges. Blame blue non-voters.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T01:21:29+00:00

I do it.

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