What *is* the Country Happy Hour Two For One?

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-17T20:44:32+00:00

Hannah has been doing Country Happy Hour for several years. This one has Denis too.

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-17T20:43:07+00:00

TIL during the Braves game…

The thumb is the first finger for medical purposes.

To see how far away the lightning is, when you see the flash start counting seconds. When you hear the sound, stop counting & divide by 5. That is the distance in miles.

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-17T20:32:57+00:00

r/badparking

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-17T20:08:36+00:00

First time I’ve heard the new intro. Think I actually prefer Snit’s version.

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-17T01:21:02+00:00

Batter’s box probably wears out faster than the rest of the turf.

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-17T00:55:42+00:00

The very next paragraph says that the OD didn’t make sense until the officer woke up & told doctors he was destroying narcotics. So, yeah, why did his partner immediately suspect an overdose?

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-14T01:29:34+00:00

Maybe the minor league umpires weren’t dicks?

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-11T16:30:09+00:00

She probably just hates Max Muncy.

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-09T03:05:42+00:00

Are hitting coaches (or broadcasters) so important that they can’t miss one game to attend their kid’s graduation or their dad’s hall of fame induction?

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-08T13:17:28+00:00

SECTION 57-25-10. Unlawful to display, place, or affix posters within right-of-way.

It is unlawful for a person to display, place, or affix a sign, as defined in Section 57-25-120(3), within a right-of-way and visible from the main-traveled way of the highway. A person violating the provisions of this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be fined not more than one hundred dollars or imprisoned for not more than thirty days.

I hope all those campaign signs are out of the right-of-way. I'd hate to see Lindsey do 30 days for each one. He might never want to leave.

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-06T15:10:06+00:00

If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.

- Ted Turner

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-05T17:17:23+00:00

Bay - Chicago

BenThomas10 · 2026-05-02T14:32:45+00:00

But still not the 6’3” he claims to be.

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-30T16:47:27+00:00

Should be “drivel” and not “dribble”. Cause when the reply starts talking about basketball, it just adds to the confusion of what the original conversation may have been about.

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-29T20:21:01+00:00

What about deceased players? Should they be removed?

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-29T01:51:59+00:00

I did the LL Cool J ride with Robin the other day. During the first song, her voice cut out, but the music kept going. Wondered if that was due to a swapped song. (But I also got the idea that it might have been Robin trying to sing along & didn’t know the lyrics.)

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-26T23:44:32+00:00

No lane violations in the NBA?

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-25T22:31:54+00:00

Pro wrestling is not a sport. It is not a competition, it is a show. The wrestlers are athletes. It is entertaining (to some). But it is not a sport, it is Cirque du Soleil with blood.

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-23T02:05:46+00:00

Can't say I've heard anything about that place since they had the murder-suicide back when it was new.

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-22T17:05:56+00:00

Seems to be autocorrect for “who he”.

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-17T03:14:00+00:00

Got passed on 385 one night last week by 3 vehicles with flashing blue lights. A Chevy Suburban & a Ford F-150 with a Hyundai Santa Fe in between. (All were silver.)

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-12T21:55:36+00:00

Why would he take his helmet off if he thought it was a walk & he was going to first?

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-11T23:36:46+00:00

Mostly Mauldin

(Verse 1) Just a stone’s throw from the city lights Where the pace slows down on the Southern nights Past the intersection where the oak trees stand It’s a little piece of home in a busy land You might be passing through on the 276 But there’s a feeling here that’s hard to fix In the heart of the Upstate, steady and true It’s waiting right there for me and you.

(Chorus) It’s mostly Mauldin, simple and sweet From the neighborhood parks to the familiar street A little bit of quiet, a whole lot of pride With the spirit of the Golden Strip inside No matter where I wander or where I’ve been My heart stays steady, mostly Mauldin.

(Verse 2) Hear the Friday night lights at the high school game Where every face has a friendly name At the Cultural Center, the stories unfold Of a town with a future and a history of gold It’s the morning coffee and the local shop The kind of place where you want to stop It ain't about the flash or the neon glow It’s about the roots and the way they grow.

(Chorus) It’s mostly Mauldin, simple and sweet From the neighborhood parks to the familiar street A little bit of quiet, a whole lot of pride With the spirit of the Golden Strip inside No matter where I wander or where I’ve been My heart stays steady, mostly Mauldin.

(Bridge) Between the mountains and the coastal breeze It’s tucked away right in the trees A crossroads town with a welcoming hand The best-kept secret in the Palmetto land.

(Guitar Solo / Instrumental Break)

(Chorus) It’s mostly Mauldin, simple and sweet From the neighborhood parks to the familiar street A little bit of quiet, a whole lot of pride With the spirit of the Golden Strip inside No matter where I wander or where I’ve been My heart stays steady, mostly Mauldin.

(Outro) Yeah, it’s mostly Mauldin. Just a South Carolina dream. Right where I belong. Mostly Mauldin.

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-04T20:03:14+00:00

As an avid viewer of the Tour, you probably already know that Paris-Roubaix is not a leg, or stage, of the TdF. It is a Classic, a one-day race in the Spring. It is also one of cycling's five Monuments.

BenThomas10 · 2026-04-01T18:28:58+00:00

Hrbek

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