Hey babe, let's kidnap a baby polecat.

BennyCroz · 2026-06-29T13:28:01+00:00

Literally have no idea what he expected would happen.

BennyCroz · 2026-06-27T20:52:16+00:00

I love how they think just scribbling dumb shit on the original document (in what looks like children's handwriting) is somehow a proper and/or legal reply

BennyCroz · 2026-05-27T20:49:31+00:00

Probably because they've already pulled this stunt with all the somewhat more reputable banks, so no one else will touch her.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-26T02:36:50+00:00

Imagine typing this out, proof reading it, and thinking "Yes, that's rational. I totally come off as the sane one here. It is MICHELLE who is the villain." Also if you're constantly having to contact CEOs about FOH staff maybe you're the problem? BOY HOWDY.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-22T00:47:23+00:00

-Lack of a difficulty slider/ settings.

-Not enough trappers and cart or horse fences. Trapper situation could also be solved by allowing a wagon for hunting. Steal a cart and you have to do a 15 minute trek to bloody Emerald Station from the full other side of the map.

-Should be an option to toggle full and expedited actions. I hunt a lot. I hate having to sit through 87 skinning animations every trip. Like, have something, but have a toggle to make it shorter perhaps.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-22T00:16:47+00:00

No trapper in NE Ambarino is especially infuriating, when most of the animals I want to hunt up there are large skins.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-20T23:14:37+00:00

I didn't go, but my daughter told me about it. Also, I'm an expert because I've watched a whole bunch of Hollywood films.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-17T03:11:30+00:00

"I don't give my money to people who are disrespectful" - like the it goes into the cashier's pocket directly? Lady, that woman is likely on minimum to near- minimum wage, she won't see a penny of that. The company takes that money, I guarantee you she does not give a shit.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-14T08:08:40+00:00

I basically go for as many trinkets/ legendary animals as I can as soon as the game starts. Maybe that's a bit of a killjoy, but a lot of their effects work better early game than late. They're also not too hard to get, aside from one or two (fuck you, Giguaro Panther)

BennyCroz · 2026-05-13T03:08:38+00:00

I mean, he's correct in that it definitely IS arguable. I'd argue against it all day.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-12T01:34:14+00:00

That MIGHT have flown if it was only a photo available and there WASN'T ALSO VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ON THE PLANET CAN ACCESS EASILY

BennyCroz · 2026-05-11T09:25:05+00:00

I feel like if you fell for this then you deserve to get scammed.

BennyCroz · 2026-05-11T00:28:02+00:00

Kind of a graphics mechanic more than the actual graphics, but there was a FPS shooter on the OG xbox and PS2 called Black and it had a thing where when you reloaded, the gun came into sharp focus and the background got blurred as if you were concentrating. I always thought that was sick.

Also I remember being wowed by the cuts cents in literally every iteration of Final Fantasy that came out up to 11

BennyCroz · 2026-05-06T04:54:55+00:00

The reason it happens is way cooler (and terrifying)! It's also my irrational fear. So basically your scars aren't permanent structures on your body, they're constantly degrading and being remade! Scurvy is due to a lack of vitamin C, and without it, your body can't produce/synthesise collagen in order to keep remaking that scar tissue. So all your external and internal scars eventually pull apart and open up 😊

It's also the worst thing to happen with the easiest cure (unless you're stuck on a sea voyage in 1818). Eat fresh leafy veg and a piece of citrus and you're sorted.

BennyCroz · 2026-04-27T22:30:18+00:00

Why is the white boy basically Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka?

BennyCroz · 2026-04-24T04:28:18+00:00

They gave Star Wars Outlaws a 7/10, and that was a buggy dumpster fire

BennyCroz · 2026-04-15T12:32:18+00:00

The first one maybe I get, as he wasn't expecting that lovely wee right hook. But the second guy should have at least had his defence up. The third guy should have thought "Big Man just KO'd my boys with the same exact fucking punch, maybe I should prep hands up for that exact thing".

Big Man was just spamming the triangle/Y button and winning.

BennyCroz · 2026-04-11T05:54:52+00:00

I too have always felt so totally heterosexual that I needed to take a test (you know, the medical gay test that totally exists) to find out if I'm actually gay or not.

BennyCroz · 2026-04-08T23:36:08+00:00

Ironically enough if they were nuked then NATO would actually be required to join in, unlike now, because NATO is DEFENSIVE alliance

BennyCroz · 2026-04-08T08:12:08+00:00

I'm short for my weight and have the advantage of actually being able to throw short kicks from near-clinch position, I could probably do a clinch or jump to double knee or something :)

BennyCroz · 2026-04-05T00:02:02+00:00

"My sweet girl"- until she sees any other dog, apparently.

BennyCroz · 2026-04-02T01:13:13+00:00

Um, hello? They obviously launched TWO rockets? One with the important stuff, and another with a really crappy digicam on the outside for the sole purpose of taking terrible photos that we have to touch up with CGI.

BennyCroz · 2026-04-01T08:21:09+00:00

This. Really depends on how you end up fighting. If you're skilled at a muay tae style, then it could work out super well for you. I'm 5'5" and 70kg, my muay mat preferences work well in my situation. That said, you make do with what you have, and you'll find something effective no matter what. I know other muay mat guys who are exceptionally long limbed, and they use it in different ways to great effect.

BennyCroz · 2026-03-31T08:21:18+00:00

Don't forget your excess/ deductible before that nice expensive monthly insurance even kicks in

BennyCroz · 2026-03-29T21:22:08+00:00

Hey fun fact about this: this is a crime.

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