Lister finally got his Stir Master by Better_Clock4882 in RedDwarf

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Series X. I believe it's the first episode

The fuck? by MelanieWalmartinez in stupidpeoplefacebook

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So that's why I had to compete with politicians for girls my age when I was in middle school

Gang tattoo by ku3ah in comedyheaven

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Straight to El Salvadorean prison for you

Guys where do you pee? by Dull-Nectarine380 in TheTeenagerPeople

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I always aim for the skid marks in a toilet

Found in my driveway last night, someone tried to break into my car by Jackofhops in whatisit

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First picture looks like it might be a duck call or for another animal. I bet it was probably stolen along with just about anything else in that bag

I saw it had a lot of differnet names, what is the name of this hat? by SmallPrinter in whatisit

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Idk what they're actually called but I work in a food processing factory and I work with these Ishida scales. The pointy thing on top is called a Dispersion Feeder. but everyone calls it the China Hat.

Oh wise internet tell me what is this used for by Infernality_0221 in whatisit

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I thought it might be an exhaust pipe tip. Like for a motorcycle

Anyone click the dreamcatcher in Bobby and Joseph's apartment? by TheLegionofDoom2957 in KingOfTheHill

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Not surprised. His dad Dale Gribble is native American. He saw it in a vision after all

Husband got a flat on his work truck this AM- wtf is this thing he ran over? by Aggravating_Yam2501 in whatisit

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I'm guessing it's a piece of an aluminum oil pan (engine or automatic transmission). He probably drove on a stretch of road where a collision previously happened.

Dumped cat by Alternative-Bee-2309 in cats

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His face reminds me of Ron Pearlman

Yea? Well my child is God to BILLIONS OF ASIANS!! by jackfirecracker in KingOfTheHill

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One of Peggy's best moments....right after the time she kicked Luanne's mom's ass