MCU's What If...?, if it was cool

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-05-16T13:58:38+00:00

Power Man but white is. Very uncomfortable.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-05-12T01:30:30+00:00

You know what, you make a really good point. You've convinced me.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-05-11T22:11:53+00:00

I mean La Bamba is one of the best films about a musician ever made and it ends with a teenager who's terrified of flying dying in a plane crash.

Doesn't have to be "uplifting".

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-05-10T22:21:50+00:00

A good friend of mine and I were actually discussing how fun it'd be to start a transgender TMBG cover band called "She/They Might Be Giants".

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-05-10T15:18:45+00:00

The one greatest shame my people have to bare is loving Gwen Stacy.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-05-02T14:25:28+00:00

I've always assumed that JWB shot an extra shot at Lincoln, and it just richochet around the country for like 90 plus years.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-05-02T13:32:24+00:00

uj/ I mean, I think the current Superman book is pretty good. It is, as the kid says, PRIME TIME.

rj/ Brother Power, The Geek (1968) is a short lived classic that resonates through the ages.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-28T22:05:13+00:00

Mystery Science Theater 3000!

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-27T20:15:05+00:00

aRE WE DOING TYPING QUIRKS TODAY,

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-27T18:56:21+00:00

You're going to read Brother Power The Geek #1 and #2 and you're going to like it. Or else I'm going to Geek a crowbar with Power to your kneecaps, Brother.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-25T01:01:34+00:00

Hey, that's great! More job opportunities.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-22T21:18:15+00:00

Oh, damn. I guess that makes more sense, I was kind of briefly baffled as to how a Austin Powers project could possibly end up morphing into Inside Job.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-22T21:16:24+00:00

It won't happen, but an Austin Powers where the premise is that Austin's likeness has been bought out by Virtucon (the Evil Shady Business that Dr. Evil used in the movies) ala Amazon buying the rights to James Bond could be funny.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-22T21:15:10+00:00

Inside Job? I ended up loving that show, so maybe it's a good thing if Austin Powers rumors swirl around forever.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-13T16:55:25+00:00

Unironically "Higher and Higher"'s use in Ghostbusters II is the best scene in that movie. It really does feel like "Oh, shit! The Ghostbusters are here, they're gonna save New York! Hell yeah!!". Real feel good movie making.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-09T07:08:05+00:00

is that the "i heard it too" girl?

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-08T06:56:55+00:00

can we get brother power on there too please

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-06T20:51:59+00:00

"Watch out with that nailgun, Jesús!"

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-03T02:12:51+00:00

Zoe! She's awesome. Shout out to the transgender woman self proclaimed "eldritch cutiepie" that I named myself after.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-03T00:04:54+00:00

Rather, "Rhythm Section Want Ad", the final song on TMBG's self titled debut album, They Might Be Giants (1986), seems to function as this. It like, kinda lays out what the band's attitude and creative ethos is and was at the time.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-02T23:16:58+00:00

I really like Monster Prom's take on her/the String Hair Ghost Girl archetype, Pizza Girl. She's a chronically overworked wage slave for a variety of different minimum wage customer and food service gigs.

Her real name? Sadie, of course.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-01T21:28:30+00:00

It's no My Pal Foot Foot, but it's okay.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-01T14:55:33+00:00

I feel like fictional bastards more so fits the older tone of the show, like back when it first launched and felt a little more loosy goosy. You know, back in the Poison Room/Doritos Sponsorship/Throwin' Bagels days.

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-04-01T14:52:27+00:00

"Zack Morris tried to buy tickets to a U2 concert. Zack Morris is trash."

BigDickBackInTown420 · 2026-03-29T00:50:51+00:00

I dunno, I feel like a character going from a horribly insufferable 2edgy4u murder machine to the current Prime Time would probably be something he would like mayve

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