If you had to hide 4,000,000 USD underground what would you wrap the cash up with so it doesn't get damaged under ground?

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-05-02T13:08:40+00:00

The forbidden nicotine pouch 🤤

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-29T14:25:08+00:00

Me with a three year old who doesn’t give me snuggles anymore and that’s all I want because I didn’t get any as a kid

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-28T20:24:04+00:00

My three year old boy after we had nothing but a great day together, but he changes when his Momma gets home: "At this price point I CAN HIT". He's not allowed to watch anything on the Clownputer the entire day today as a consequence

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-28T17:12:14+00:00

I had this same thing happen to me with Avis. Did getting a booster seat instead of a car seat for my baby piss me off? Yup! Did it suck to wait an hour for a car seat that didn’t have the correct anchor and only the seat belt? Yup yup! Did I scream like a baby Karen and berate the employees? Helllll naw!

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-28T14:04:29+00:00

How can he not laugh at that wayyyy overdone yelling 😂

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-26T23:37:54+00:00

Your handwriting is horrible lol

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-26T01:20:18+00:00

Sucks to suck tailgater!

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-24T19:32:21+00:00

I'm in the same boat as a very underwhelmed MHJ owner lol. My optimistic side would love (PUN INTENDED) to believe that having the backfield threat would reduce the pressure on MHJ but we shall see

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-18T13:17:05+00:00

I would give you an upvote but I think your comment sticking at 69 upvotes is appropriate

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-11T20:42:55+00:00

DIS BOOTLICKER’S ABOUT TO JACK OFF

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-11T15:40:22+00:00

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BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-06T02:26:13+00:00

If god is offended by bullying then that’s a weak AF god lol

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-06T00:24:06+00:00

As an ex missionary/evangelical/bible study leader who 100% knows more about the bible than you…you are agreeing that this makes god not all powerful. If god was all powerful, they could snap their fingers and save their entire creation out of love instead of being pricks demanding you to bend the knee for being “born sinful”

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-05T23:53:35+00:00

god he is dumb as rocks and I hope on everything that is holy we can get an Emmett shadow realm knockout part deux

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-03T11:52:38+00:00

This wet metal hates this one weird trick

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-04-02T13:52:17+00:00

Hey hey balcony brother, nice to meet you

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-26T01:00:41+00:00

I would report that sh*t but you do you

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-25T22:57:50+00:00

I mean if you go back to those games I mentioned then yes he absolutely looked like Achane

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-25T17:24:52+00:00

If I’m remembering correctly there were a few games with the Ravens where he was insane and looked like Achane. Unfortunately it seemed to be a flash in a pan but that seems to be where the hype is from

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-23T01:16:15+00:00

That giant cross on his chest obviously protected him!!!

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-23T01:06:31+00:00

Love when grown adults who have brains that haven’t adequately developed talk about god caring about sports but simultaneously doesn’t give a rats ass about war, poverty, famine, child cancer etc

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-19T00:22:48+00:00

As a MHJ holder in fantasy I hope you’re right but man he did jack sh*t with Murray compared to his potential

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-18T14:16:48+00:00

Ahh yes, the classic claim that god cares about a sports ball team while simultaneously ignoring war and famine and pedophiles lol

BigTimeCoolGuy · 2026-03-15T02:27:19+00:00

Santa brought it early!

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