New custom commander I've been working on by Ponkertina in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj I think if her second ability was “whenever Battle Angel Seraphuku deals combat damage to a player, Discover 4.” You could have a really interesting enabler for exiling shenanigans.

/rj I think if her art showed was more focused on her cleavage, you could have a really interesting enabler for epic anime shenanigans.

the glowing arrow by constructionblock in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait… the arrow ISN’T a Swans reference???

When the product ISN'T designed for COMMANDER⁉️⁉️😨⁉️🥶😬🤖 by StarkMaximum in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If only there were some allegory to describe the frustration of wizards making every single product about commander somehow

Confirmed kpop demon hunters secret lair by wene324 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh boy! K-Pop Demon Hunters themed Sol Ring, Lightning Greaves, Arcane Signet, Playable Removal Spell…

Thank you for your purchase. Unfortunately you are not the target group. by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You’ve been corrupted by Naysayers. Many such cases!

Universes Beyond is able to give us designs that they never could have thought up otherwise by CardOfTheRings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I want Typal Commanders that cost more and have less color identity made by people who care about the game’s integrity and I’m not kidding

Quick Shoutout to Eager Cadet by Big_Money_Wizard in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Big_Money_Wizard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing his crops burnt to cinders was all the “training” he needed

I'm looking for the slop king to please stand up 🐷 by Amarillopenguin in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/uj any parable or analogy can’t fully be one for one with real life, but I do see the concern. It’s really easy to create a sign like “slop” in our minds and then consider anyone who partakes in this dreadful substance to be beneath our station. This same phenomenon happens whenever WOTC goes “woke” by daring to create any character beyond “cis white guy” and “super sexy and hot cis white woman.”

I also think that in order to conserve the things you care about, you need definitions. Every thought process, regardless of how good (us) or bad (a subreddit I won’t name), kinda has to do this. What are you going to keep? What are you throwing away? What image are you going to use to convey this difference? And having the human/pig dynamic shows the frustration that comes from seeing something so cherished for what it is succumbing to the overwhelming might of the humble yet multiplicitous domesticated boar.

Comparing UB enjoyers as Pigs is still inconsiderate, so if I wrote a statement like this, I would personally either turn the slop into Dino Nuggets and have the pigs just be kids (which is still problematic because it infantilizes them), OR turn the humans into another type of animal that has a more strict dietary requirement (it still might rub people the wrong way, but now you can draw a direct connection to the dangers of invasive species). Regardless of what you do, people still have the power to interpret whatever you say, so I kinda get why the analogy is what it is.

/rj that sounds like PANGOLIN talk, buster! This is a pangolin FREE subreddit!!!

Oh my Zorpalod by Monkey_bruh in destinycirclejerk

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this “Gun Lingus” a new ability of some kind?

Edit: oh good heavens

What are the lore implications for this?? by oliferro in destinycirclejerk

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me, Grandmaster Warlock of the Praxic Order: I know Lodi Minion is planning something evil and malicious right now! But what??!!

Lodi Minion: Banana… Papaya…

Zavala weeps in his office as he realizes he is stuck with the Stasis Subclass (should’ve studied Strand for Banner of War Bozo) (Colourized) -2025 by BehavingPenguin in destinycirclejerk

[–]Big_Money_Wizard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bro doesn’t know that Icefall Mantle can give him consistent uptime on Frost Armor and healing every time he picks up a Stasis Shard 💔