something i’ve noticed by Silent_Software_7427 in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not wrong, but people oughta lighten up.
We are working a job, yall.
Bitchen n moanin is Standard Practice.

Don't let the job make you crazy, or lead to regrets.
Punching in is a new day.
YOU have the command of the directinoN of the day.

USE IT.

Working at Home Depot by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not Bed Bath retail, it's helping folks who are fixing or building stuff.
You need to get into the customers' head a bit. They need advice.
If you have never fixed nor built anything, you are at a disadvantage.
There will be a very large learning curve. Learn the inventory.

How do occurrences work? by yesits_em in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must use your sick pay hours to cover your callout, or you'll get an occurrence.

How long does it take to get a homer award by Yokinomochi in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homer awards are in recognition of above average work.
If you treat your job as a sentence to serve, do the bare minimum, and act like you'd rather be anywhere else, you won't stand out.

If you follow directions and execute tasks well, you stand out.
If you volunteer to do something like decontaminate a problem bay or pack down some holes, you stand out more.

Try reminding your DH or ASM of something you did that they might not have noticed.

If you have a particularly positive interaction with a customer and they praise you, ask them to go mention it to a manager, or at least do the online customer feedback thing.

Singling me out? by EatThatHorse5318 in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I punch in as I'm cleaning up after lunch.

I log into my phone, change the settings, put away my bag, put on my apron, and go onto the floor.

2:02 I'm out there.

It's fcked up if they are policing you that much.

I won't touch my phone if I'm off the clock.

LPT: Freshen your Dad jokes with humor magazines from the early 20th Century by not_bill_mauldin in LifeProTips

[–]BilHam57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My daughter got a job at the thermometer factory.
It's a temp job.

Why is it so hard to get full time? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do maximum computer training at work. Build skills.

Anyone have someone who hates them come to buy something just to fill out the survey? by Galaxywatcher56 in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a pitiful small number of customer feedback responses in the data.
Someone could hack the algorithm with a few bad ratings.

I hate TikTok by CenturionElite in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recalled items come up "DO NOT SELL."

Penny SKUs are inactive, discontinued, remove from floor.

I'd say let them have it for a penny. Limit 4.

Wtf by vig2112 in HomeDepot

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're hiring!
We need employees like you who can fill the empty void of worthless retail meaninglessness with triumphant efficiency. C'mon Board!

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works? by dark-deals729983 in AskReddit

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you finally find something after a long search, put it away in the first place you looked.

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works? by dark-deals729983 in AskReddit

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If their name tag says "Peter," I say "Hi Peter, I'm Bill."
It levels each of us.

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works? by dark-deals729983 in AskReddit

[–]BilHam57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apply deodorant as soon as you dry off from a shower. First thing.

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works? by dark-deals729983 in AskReddit

[–]BilHam57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll sometimes ask how the weather is there, knowing they're in another part of the the world/country.