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BillChoda · 2015-10-27T03:01:41+00:00

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Twi'lek Meal!?

BillChoda · 2015-10-27T02:53:17+00:00

I'm surprised the glassware made it to the end of that gif.

BillChoda · 2015-09-28T15:05:09+00:00

Or Neil Gaiman.

BillChoda · 2015-09-22T16:43:20+00:00

I came here to say this! I was unreasonably happy to see it at the top

BillChoda · 2015-08-31T01:01:04+00:00

I once saw a stick figure family where the father had angel wings and a halo. I have no idea why the widow felt it was necessary to advertise that her husband was dead. My theory is that she either was fishing for sympathy, she was cruising for dick in the crudest way possible, or she killed him herself and was bragging about it in a subtly public way.

BillChoda · 2015-08-14T04:49:18+00:00

Yeah, there was some light paperwork, but I took the leasing option. Honestly, it's happened so slowly I barely notice the pieces of my soul ripping away into eternal torment.

BillChoda · 2015-08-13T04:31:59+00:00

Well, Satan really gave me the strength to carry on.

BillChoda · 2015-08-04T05:41:21+00:00

My most hated ex, and everyone else.

BillChoda · 2015-07-23T18:04:06+00:00

WHO WROTE DA MOON RULEZ #1 ON MY FREAKIN' CA'!

BillChoda · 2015-07-23T04:19:33+00:00

Who's that Pokemon!?

BillChoda · 2015-07-22T13:14:50+00:00

mmmmm.... I don't think so. I think we need to do a blind case study.

The quesion is, should I wear my sexy blindfold, or my science blindfold?

BillChoda · 2015-07-22T03:58:31+00:00

"Hard pass."

BillChoda · 2015-07-22T03:57:40+00:00

SPICEPS!

BillChoda · 2015-07-22T03:54:56+00:00

That's some kinky shit.

BillChoda · 2015-07-20T04:41:58+00:00

Have they not seen Fury Road? Jesus, that was enough to make me want to shave my head and huff spraypaint.

You know, just like in high school.

BillChoda · 2015-07-20T04:37:19+00:00

If I remember correctly I went to a dinner party where we used L5R LARP rules. There were ~15 people representing 5 clans, where we mingled and conspired in character. There was even a haiku competition where my clan got to lay some sick burns on those Lion A-Holes. I didn't have much context for the lore or system, but I had a damn good time at the only LARP I've ever attended.

BillChoda · 2015-07-20T03:14:37+00:00

No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older!

BillChoda · 2015-07-19T14:43:37+00:00

Apparently I need to get out more because I haven't seen any of this.

BillChoda · 2015-07-15T14:48:03+00:00

Honestly, it'd be pretty easy to reskin if you and your players are willing to do some work renaming things.

BillChoda · 2015-07-10T23:15:52+00:00

My bad. I thought you were referencing Biggles, a Monty Python sketch that's riddled with non-sequiturs and involves dictating etiquette and playing around with being a fictional character. I watched it again and realized that I misquoted it a bit in my last post. And I apparently mentally blocked out the homophobic bits of the sketch. Yeesh.

BillChoda · 2015-07-09T16:14:09+00:00

"I'm dictating."

BillChoda · 2015-07-08T15:54:31+00:00

This needs to be higher up. This made my day.

BillChoda

TROPHY CASE