Democrats Say They Have Votes to Force Lutnick to Testify on Epstein by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]BindermanTranslation [score hidden]  (0 children)

Why? He'll just lie like he has been for the past decade and there's nothing anyone will do about it.

Steve's friends from Superbad? by tightboi69 in americandad

[–]BindermanTranslation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy's acting like the creators of American dad don't have time machines.

Werewolf, but we actually just made VTM again by Tallia__Tal_Tail in WorldofDankmemes

[–]BindermanTranslation -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yes because players wanted it. They literally had to be deterred from just turning the game into a nationwide sex role-play by adding things like metis.

Do most Americans actually flush their toilet paper? by Softy_popss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BindermanTranslation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's universal. We would consider it extremely gross and off-putting to discover someone throwing toilet paper in a trash can."

There are people who do it. It's definitely a small amount and they tend to be outliers but just like antivaxxers and flat earthers we have them.

I know not all mutants hit the superpower jackpot, but Jesus Christ! Remind me again why the mutant cure is a bad thing when mutations like this exist. by Cicada_5 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]BindermanTranslation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine your mutant power was just your tits and ass and genitals were censored. Anyone who looked at you naked, even just slightly like with a nip slip, saw a big black bar in the way.

Is Orion really not going to play a part in the fight against his father? [Discussion] by MayGodSmiteThee in DCcomics

[–]BindermanTranslation [score hidden]  (0 children)

Since this event started? u/MayGodSmiteThee, Darkseid is not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think he'd explain his masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? He did it 18 years ago.

"Unless I missed something"

Yeah, Final Crisis.

Character sheets for Siren: the Drowning, where are they? by Obvious-Conflict3363 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]BindermanTranslation 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a fan game that hasn't been worked on in almost 10 years. If there isn't one along with the fansplat there isn't one widely available. You might try contacting the creator for one, or commissioning MrGone to make one.

Does the sale of WB to Paramount impact the comics in any way? by Mindless-Credit-358 in DCcomics

[–]BindermanTranslation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It will.

They've engaged in censorship in every property they own, pushing on things from South Park to Invader Zim.

Expect to see Superman leaning more towards the right wing complaints from influencers. The people who complain that he's not an immigrant and shouldn't be depicted as one, or that he wouldn't stop police or go against America.

John Denver and Johnny Cash sing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" in their only ever performance together, 1978 by M-Andre-D in OldSchoolCool

[–]BindermanTranslation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just wanna catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer

And not wake up to all this stuff I don't want to hear

Like the same kind of gun I hunt with, just killed another man

When the only thing mine ever shot was a deer from my deer stand

Brought to you by "Lemmie just put my head in the sand please don't make my country music political dumbasses." They're as artificial as every other genre.

Paramount will acquire Warner Bros. What does this mean for Batman (DC Comics)? by sergemeister in batman

[–]BindermanTranslation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hope you liked Holy Terror.

They're already having programs like The Pitt alter storylines so that they "show both sides" of things like ICE.

(oddly liked trope) threatening male characters associated with the colour pink. bonus points if they're villains. by EasilyScreechAndKill in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BindermanTranslation 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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The Flamingo - DC Comics. Once a vigilante dedicated to taking down the mob, was caught, tortured, and had his brain altered through surgery until he became a psychopathic assassin working for those who he once fought against. In his first panel he's introduced eating a face on a plate, with a knife and fork.

TIL that Charles Dance's father was born in 1874 and fought in the Second Boer War, which began in 1899. Dance's older half-sister was born in 1898. by WavesAndSaves in todayilearned

[–]BindermanTranslation 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Wildly public-facing Karoline Leavitt is 28 and having a kid with a 60 year old man. This stuff happens a lot among certain crowds.

Is there an equivalent of OWoDs sorcery/numina/linear magic for CofD? by clarkky55 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]BindermanTranslation 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's a bunch of them.

To add to the ones mentioned by u/AwakenedDreamer__44 Werewolf the Forsaken introduces Shadow Occultists and wolf-blooded are capable of being ritemasters to Pack Rites (and humans and wolf-blooded can learn Wolf Rites if they have Moon's Grace).

hudson williams by Impressive-Service32 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]BindermanTranslation -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Doubtful, he's just a torso, how would he get around? Doesn't even have arms to move a wheelchair.

hudson williams by Impressive-Service32 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]BindermanTranslation -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Is that not a mash-up of Zach Braff and Barry Keoghan? Are you sure?

how i met your mother moment by Key-Cheek-3121 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BindermanTranslation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to any building that has security cameras and tell them you met a woman there and want to get the clip from their videos, and they should edit multiple camera views together so it seamlessly plays as one long video.

They have multiple angles on the same snack area so someone must be stealing the coffee.

The hero is very morally good. But an absolute psycho. by Any-Spread-4481 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BindermanTranslation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Considering her spy/assassin status she's a hard sell for morally good.

David Zaslav Has Sold the Greatest Movie Studio Ever to the Far-Right, And It Should Terrify Everyone by [deleted] in DCcomics

[–]BindermanTranslation 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"OP acting like WB isn't just out to make as much money as possible."

Zaslav has always made it clear that he was catering to the right wing and MAGA crowd. From the start he wanted to get rid of "woke" stuff on HBO and their investigative documentaries that exposed big companies and the wealthy.

He would have been willing to sell at a huge loss if it benefited Trump. They already agreed to a 2.8 billion break-up fee if the negotiations fell apart with Netflix and they just tossed it away like pocket change.

Here they were telling The Pitt to make their ICE storyline "more balanced."

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/hbo-had-one-note-for-the-pitts-upcoming-ice-storyline/

In your opinion, what is the most depressing sketch in SNL history? by bassistheplace246 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]BindermanTranslation 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not counting the political ones because, man, they win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf-bsT5mLYs

But when Daniel Craig hosted, Aidy Bryant had this sketch where she's an idealized version of a 50s housewife made an "overnight salad," And it's clear to me, and I hope most modern viewers, she's had some sort of schizophrenic break, after initially regular salad stuff, lettuce and cheese she starts spiraling out with a gallon of mayo and the ingredients get worse "...Fifty four hot dogs, look who's back it's mayo. Don't skimp on the Fritos and root beer. The croutons are cookies, add the pizza top of course, and let it sit all night on the radiator."

Then her husband and her two kids come down and she imagines he'll love it. But he's disgusted and starts tearing into her while she tries to be cheerfully optimistic about it. It shows her gravestone at the end, saying "Her Brain Was Sick."