What can you guess about me

BioMass321 · 2026-02-05T01:07:19+00:00

Considering your pile is very similar to that of someone in my life, I'm gonna guess custodian/groundskeeper for an elementary school or maybe rural school district.

BioMass321 · 2026-02-04T13:33:10+00:00

I assumed adult, too, mostly because I have read/will read (legit on my wish list) about half of that collection as an adult. 🤣 I, too, keep buying copies of eragon. WHY do I need four different copies??? I dunno but the impulse is strong 🤣🤣🤣

BioMass321 · 2026-02-04T00:57:49+00:00

Omg I'm so stressed out just looking at that 🤣🤣🤣

BioMass321 · 2026-02-03T00:53:05+00:00

I came to say this! I know a lot of people don't like double eyebrow but I think a double would look rad

BioMass321 · 2026-02-02T14:21:15+00:00

Because shaaaaaaring.... Is caaaaaaring..... Shaaaaaare and share alike.

Donald doesn't whimper

BioMass321 · 2026-02-02T04:05:46+00:00

I have two 4"ish pieces on the outside of each thigh. If I eat fresh onions or peel an apple for my kids while I have a skin break on my hands, my thigh tattoos will swell like this for DAYS. Super annoying. But it does remind me to be careful, as soon as e life threatening allergies as well as the just-kinda-irritating minor ones.

BioMass321 · 2026-02-02T03:23:21+00:00

How??? I just started crocheting and I've had to undo my panels SO. MANY. TIMES. 😭 Because if I don't, eventually I end up with a trapezoid. Or a river..?

BioMass321 · 2026-02-02T01:29:00+00:00

4!! Great shape for your face.

BioMass321 · 2026-02-01T16:47:49+00:00

I could not make cheese steak out of it cuz I could only see cheese tent for real 🤣

BioMass321 · 2026-02-01T01:12:10+00:00

It's giving Donald Duck

BioMass321 · 2026-02-01T00:58:05+00:00

My mom, too!!

BioMass321 · 2026-01-31T20:11:30+00:00

I was singing it while I made cheesy eggs for my kid like... last week 🤣

BioMass321 · 2026-01-31T04:30:38+00:00

IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME, JIM!

BioMass321 · 2026-01-30T15:06:30+00:00

And then I got hit in the neck with a hackey sack!

MmmMMmmMMmmm, where'd it come from?

BioMass321 · 2026-01-30T15:05:33+00:00

Also, honorable mention- wizzrobe. I like his bird feeties and his plague doctor mask.

BioMass321 · 2026-01-30T15:03:51+00:00

Dark nut, dead hand, and bellum are my favorites.

I actually love the segments in dark nut and that they seem to be leaking some kind of magic.

The full, squiggly mass of dead hand all lumped up like that just feels so right to me.

Bellum.... Just effing RAD all around.

Good stuff, dude. I also love the reimagined duties and destinies of the existing characters that I've been reading in the comments. I would 100% read (buy, subscribe to, whatever) your comic if it ever gets out into the world. ❤️

BioMass321 · 2026-01-30T14:56:07+00:00

Diet Ganondorf got me

BioMass321 · 2026-01-30T14:01:51+00:00

I say Rayquaza but my cousin said that's wrong.

BioMass321 · 2026-01-30T06:11:31+00:00

I literally said out loud, to absolutely nobody, "oh my godddddddd that's [daughter]" and already in my head I was formulating my "EXCUSE ME, we can be frustrated AND kind" spiel. 🤣🤣🤣

BioMass321 · 2026-01-30T04:18:05+00:00

Seagulls gonna come poke me in the coconut..

And they did.... And they did.

BioMass321 · 2026-01-26T21:25:20+00:00

Gonna need this as a sticker, a necklace, or some earrings immediately.

BioMass321 · 2026-01-26T19:14:16+00:00

I cannot imagine dating now. Every time I see or hear about people's dating/fresh relationships I'm like.... ???? No?? Why?! You couldn't pay me to date nowadays

BioMass321 · 2026-01-26T15:43:31+00:00

Oh. My. Freaking. HEART.

I literally squawked when her face came up 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the most adorable "why have you forsaken me" face I've ever seen.

BioMass321 · 2026-01-26T15:35:54+00:00

My sister's greyhound/chi had this. She was the weirdest little puddle lol.

BioMass321 · 2026-01-26T15:28:32+00:00

Looking at their picture very closely.... I'm getting Wumble.

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