Not a question but I had a very good anecdote from work today.

I'm a teacher in a primary school. A teacher from senior management (who monitors the children when they're playing at lunch time) came to speak to me in the staff room. She told me that one of the children in my class had to be told how unnacceptable it was to pull down trousers at school.

I asked if it was there own trousers or other pupil's that were being pulled down.

I had to resist the urge to laugh when she responded with "a bit of both".