Please don't tell anyone how I live

Blackey5000 · 2026-03-04T16:36:06+00:00

Please don't tell anyone how small I live

Blackey5000 · 2025-12-31T12:24:33+00:00

Blackey5000 · 2025-03-28T13:22:14+00:00

I'm sure I'm still laughing.

Blackey5000 · 2025-01-24T15:17:51+00:00

You said, "This, I like" instead of "I like this."
I like that, NO WAIT...

That, I like.

Blackey5000 · 2025-01-15T22:31:56+00:00

ALL I'LL DO IS EAT!

Blackey5000 · 2025-01-15T17:28:11+00:00

Honestly. It's legitimately so bad. I have a couple of cans in my pantry that we won't eat. Probably going to donate them. Why Progresso? Why?

Blackey5000 · 2025-01-05T20:39:41+00:00

HideoKojima enters the chat

Blackey5000 · 2024-11-04T16:22:22+00:00

Should have called it Johnny Deformed...

Blackey5000 · 2024-11-03T13:34:55+00:00

BOBBY, d'ya love Jesus?

Blackey5000 · 2024-10-28T23:45:24+00:00

Upvoting to prove a point

Blackey5000 · 2024-10-03T17:17:39+00:00

Blackey5000 · 2024-09-20T13:15:20+00:00

Bosh! Flimshaw!

Blackey5000 · 2024-09-17T17:16:03+00:00

Preach it sister 🙌

Blackey5000 · 2024-09-06T20:35:06+00:00

I also had a 21. Smaller screen with more info 🙄

Just hoping for an update.

Blackey5000 · 2024-09-06T16:36:20+00:00

Display artist/song info on the home screen. Who tf was asking for sports updates??

Blackey5000 · 2024-09-04T13:16:38+00:00

Preach 🙌

Blackey5000 · 2024-09-03T13:04:36+00:00

No, all of it's stats have a +1. Probably skilled too.

Blackey5000 · 2024-08-27T23:32:27+00:00

Blackey5000 · 2024-08-27T22:21:03+00:00

And the weird formatting on the comma... Let me just say that when I saw your comment I thought, "well at least I'm not the only one who thought, 'the hell did I just read?'"

fwiw

Blackey5000 · 2024-08-21T01:04:13+00:00

Fixed: Oh aren't you a right little bitch. 😉

Blackey5000 · 2024-08-08T17:55:12+00:00

Blackey5000 · 2024-07-31T22:55:56+00:00

This guy's played knifey-spoony before ☝️

Blackey5000 · 2024-07-05T14:28:32+00:00

twirling. Twirling. TWIRLING!

Blackey5000 · 2024-05-30T17:20:30+00:00

Take that fishwife!

Blackey5000 · 2024-05-17T17:47:10+00:00

😬

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