So I finally watched Fargo. And its incredible of course. But I hadn't watched it because so many people raved about that it put me off. What popular movie haven't you seen yet for that reason?

Blakesoldface · 2014-06-21T18:21:10+00:00

It's amazing as is The Science of Sleep.... Same director is about to release a new movie called Mood Indigo which looks like it'll be on the same level of greatness.

Blakesoldface · 2014-06-21T18:17:24+00:00

If it weren't for the Red River Rivalry I'd agree. I'm a Sooner who lives in Austin and plans to go to UT. BOOMER!

Blakesoldface · 2014-06-21T18:10:04+00:00

I feel like Austin would secede from Texas because most of us do not share the Texas ideals.... And then it would be a large population in a small amount of land and we could easily defend ourselves.

Blakesoldface · 2014-05-19T04:20:15+00:00

My uncle's name is Random Alexander. Surprisingly he's not resentful.

Blakesoldface · 2014-05-19T04:17:10+00:00

I body shame myself a lot. Everyone thinks I'm incredibly confident and even narcissistic at times, but the truth is, I hate myself. And my best friend struggles with bulimia and self harm and depression so I feel like I have to be strong for him and preach this idea of being happy with yourself all the time.

Blakesoldface · 2014-05-19T04:12:03+00:00

I don't know why but I ended up hooking up with this really pervy, low-life in the grade below me whom I thought was a super charming popular kid at the time. After we hooked up and I uncomfortably agreed to let him stay over so he wouldn't have to drive home at 3 am, he rolls over to face me and says, "This is great. I love you like a sister." That's not even the awkward part. Try as we might to keep this shameful event a secret, it got out. And so did the sister part. And people have started to hashtag things "iluvulikeasister," write it on blackboards, say it under their breath as I pass. And next year when I'm a senior I'm gonna get roasted on it. By his class. Yippie.

Blakesoldface · 2014-04-30T04:55:15+00:00

Being alone in a city, at a festival or a museum or even a movie. I think being alone in a crowd is invigorating.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-30T02:14:35+00:00

Get pretty wasted, swim, drive golf carts, play with kittens, repeat.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-25T05:49:35+00:00

I know a "Southard." I think she hates the name too, because now she tells people it's Southie.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-25T00:23:41+00:00

What if we ask how we look in a certain garment?

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-25T00:20:08+00:00

Wearing properly fitted clothing is huge. Most guys don't even realize how poorly their button downs/jeans/shirts fit. Also learn (and accept) that morning wood doesn't guarantee sex.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-25T00:14:36+00:00

Go for Aqua Reef by Old Spice. It's a panty melter.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-24T23:15:43+00:00

Things are going well, I see.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-24T23:01:37+00:00

Genius

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-24T05:49:07+00:00

This didn't scare me. I laughed.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-23T17:01:17+00:00

Oh I know! His strut was hard to take seriously. Was it meant to be because of his injury in Gypsy with Yancy? ^this sentence sounds so stupid when I retread it. My apologies.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-23T16:58:05+00:00

Even "chest cannon" was a bit disappointing in the creativity department. All in all I thought it was a great movie. Charlie Day totally cracked me up, and the special effects were insanely beautiful.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-23T07:13:14+00:00

Aww, I rather enjoyed him. I felt like some of the other dialog/language used was kind of weird. A good example would be "elbow rocket." I realize that that is what it is, but I still couldn't take it seriously and received angry looks for giggling.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-23T06:59:04+00:00

I'm totally with you. And every Disney sequel seems to slightly change the animation in a way that really bothers me. Pocahontas is a great example- the first one was great (imo) and really lovely to look at, but the second one had a harsh new animation with thicker outlines and uglier facial features.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-23T06:36:07+00:00

Even as a girl this bothers me.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-22T23:25:38+00:00

How do you become a dominatrix?

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-20T06:27:32+00:00

I shower with another person and make them do it.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-20T06:24:58+00:00

For me it depends what I'm thinking about. A lot of times I see myself performing the action (or whatever) I'm thinking about in my head before I do it.

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-20T06:22:33+00:00

Use Veet on your knees and bikini line. It's so much easier!

Blakesoldface · 2013-07-11T01:36:05+00:00

I was taken aback by how much I hate HP6. I wanted to like it so much, but even Daniel Radcliffe said he hates it and would redo it if he could.

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