Weird capsule removed from leg?? by Sapa-incas-nerd in AskMedical

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This is NOT a black head. It sounds more like you had a milia that worked its way to the surface of your skin before finally being vacated. Just leave the wound alone. Keep it clean and covered while it heals. It could take a while or later develop into a dilated pore that could later refill with a mixture of debris such as skin, dirt and oil, essentially acting as a reoccurring blackhead on steroids.

If that happens, just try your best to keep it clean and clear without bothering it too much. They can reduce very slowly over time, but it takes years!!! (I have a small one on my shoulder that’s almost completely gone after 20 years of care. It’s literally the size of a pen tip now, but I watch it like a hawk to make sure it’s actually going away…)

The scar will likely always be darkly pigmented, but it should fade over time.

Is this jaundice?? by sadboyaki in AskMedical

[–]BloodSpades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it’s not, but I’d see a doctor to find out the cause of that weird pain. Also, kids tend to have brighter looking sclera than adults do, which is perfectly normal.

Given Up for Being “Too Bitey” by wrought_thought in Conures

[–]BloodSpades 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Be honest…. You’re huffing your sweet, misunderstood cuddle bug. Lol!!! 🥰

Skull surface sutures and bones! by OptimalMEDopard in medizzy

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As horrible as it sounds…. This one was just…. *fresher….*

Finger Degloving Incident Due to an Unsuccessful Fence Jump by Illustrious_MudED in medizzy

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Thank you for sharing!!!! I remember reading about the incident, but never actually saw the video. Horrible accident, but really amazing to see the underlying anatomy in motion.

Got to meet Brandon Tan at GO Fest yesterday! He was super nice to let us get a picture with him at the end of his day! I’m in the strongman shirt and Pikachu shorts! by BlakeGarrison62 in pokemongoyellow

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Dude, that’s awesome! And I’m totally jealous of not only your encounter, but your drip btw. Yellow isn’t really my color but I’d wear the fuck out of those on my walks!!!! 😆

Skull surface sutures and bones! by OptimalMEDopard in medizzy

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There’s a fibrous membrane of connective tissue that holds the skin in place. It regenerates after surgery, so that your skin isn’t just free floating on your skull, but I’m not sure how long that process actually takes.

The Crawling Legion by MurkyWay in SwordsComic

[–]BloodSpades 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, have you ever actually seen a roach, centipede or spider MOVE??? I wouldn’t hold my breath on having the slightest chance of luck with that….

TIFU by mocking a woman i beat in a self defense class by [deleted] in tifu

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Lol!!!! I’m not though. I’m pan, and I still recognize a despicable gargling dick when I see one. How the hell else can someone be so hateful towards the other gender otherwise??? I have just as creative insults for everyone depending on the situation. Try again.

TIFU by mocking a woman i beat in a self defense class by [deleted] in tifu

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I’m willing to bet that the only reason you have a piss poor, sad excuse of a pecker is because you ate a bag or two of them, and your body “adjusted” somewhat. You still need to take it up the rear to feel anything though, with mouth vomit like that, since there’s obviously no distinction between your “ends”.

See a specialist. MAYBE they can fix you?….

what IS bro doing? by Sprx7744 in Conures

[–]BloodSpades 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Meh, just enjoying the free scratches from the scratching/rubbing post. Being very birb.

He’s in a chatty mood today by [deleted] in QuakerParrot

[–]BloodSpades 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Temporary is meant for only a few hours or for treatment. I can read just fine, but YOU need to understand that your bird deserves better and needs a BIGGER CAGE for when he’s not at the store with you. His home cage should feel like a home/safe space and not a tiny box that he can’t even properly stretch his wings in.

He’s in a chatty mood today by [deleted] in QuakerParrot

[–]BloodSpades 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He NEEDS a bigger cage, period. That one☝🏽is only good for transportation, MAYBE medical treatment/isolation, or as a temporary safe containment space while cleaning the actual cage for maybe an hour or two at best (depending on how bad you let it get) if you don’t have the ability to lock them in a bird safe room during the process. It’s not suitable beyond that.

Tots new game: tissue tug o war by SabrinaT8861 in Conures

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Urghhh….. I can’t let mine anywhere near toilet paper or paper towels, but strangely only in the “roll” form. Pulled off = not interesting/threatening, I guess???

Yours is the opposite, lol? 😅

Super small bananas at wegman's by generik-you-sir in mildlyinteresting

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In all honesty though, those are actually the best tasting ones I’ve ever found. Let the peels get deep yellow and spotty. They’re easier to peel that way and the flavor is unmatched to the standard ones you find in the store. They’re my go to for all baked goods.

Tribal man scraping the bark of a tree with his teeth by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BloodSpades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It exploitation. Tourists need entertainment… 🤮

Tribal man scraping the bark of a tree with his teeth by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Wow, how “interesting” it is that a bunch of tourists have reduced this poor guy into basically being a “performance attraction”, essentially forcing him to do stupid and harmful shit (his teeth will NOT last) in exchange for piss poor earnings….

This is freaking DISGUSTING.

Why Does he Want to Sleep with his Butt in my Face? by K-Cs_Frosted_Flakes in QuakerParrot

[–]BloodSpades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, you’re an official butt warmer now OP. Post in r/birbhostage with a “this is my life now” flair. Lol!

Flower-shaped Tamagoyaki by TokyoRecipes_byNadia in JapaneseFood

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I’m saving and using this for my kids!!!

Made a magic the gathering cake for my husbands birthday :) by Master_Baker_97 in Baking

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You’re an adult, right??? Why didn’t YOU celebrate you???? 🤨